Post your Albion rumours here

[Gully]

Balti pies would be a good start, almost better than Currie!

 

[Hiney]

The club are to sponsor 1,000 trees in the Westons Cider orchard

 

[dougdeep]

The drinks next year will be in date and the buns wont be stale.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Gully's Girls have been advised by their trade union to strike.

They are to be replaced by these young ladies.

 

[Statto]

My Aunties best mates Milkmans Girlfreinds brothers window cleaners dog walker, Used to work with someone who lives opposite Dick Knight and he reckons falmer has been given the go-ahead.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

We are going to buy back the site of the Goldstone Retail Park (how I can type the phrase retail park after Goldstone without throwing up is a miracle in itself), and tell Lewes DC where they can stick their area of outstanding natural beauty at Falmer.....

 

[Braders]

I have it from a good source that we will be chasing a play-off spot this coming season.

You heard it here first.

better then aiming mid-table at least..


this has the makings of a vintage season.. bottle it up while you can

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Jake Robinson & Dean Cox are quitting football as Bill Gates has offered them better wages to grow white beards, sit in his garden silently & fish.

 

[The Wookiee]

Jody Morris will be signing for us by this time next week !!

 

[vulture]

Jody Morris will be signing for us by this time next week !!

he is with charlton

 

[dougdeep]

We will be signing a goalie next week.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Any idea who Dougie poo's

 

[BUTTERBALL]

Albion are looking to sign veteran striker Jamie Moralee as well as the ever-popular Dirk Lehman. Micky Adams will return as Director of tea and coffee and making a return from a long term stomach injury will be John Piercy.

 

[Blackadder]

Carole to return

Along with Fred Binney and Ken Beamish.

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

The club are to sponsor 1,000 trees in the Westons Cider orchard

It only takes one match to burn a thousand trees. Which one of the fixtures this is has yet to be confirmed

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Wasn't the Lee Camp one a joke?

And Tann, if Richie Morris is to be believed, was a windup that Naylor fell for, we got Whing anyway and he's signed for someone else.

It was 100 per cent a wind-up by Orient fans to see who would fall for it. The same people got a transfer story in the Hull Daily Mail about some Orient player.

 

[Everest]

Jody Morris will be signing for us by this time next week !!

Johnny Morris more like.

 

[B.W.]

This thread is going really well, don't you think... very enlightenning about our transfer targets...

 

[supaseagull]

Jody Morris will be signing for us by this time next week !!

No you're thinking of Jodie Marsh who is lined up to be the team bike!