Post ideas for Christmas for those that have no idea what we want but keep being asked!!

[Giraffe]

Like myself. What should I be asking for?

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Not being a materialistic person I never really want anything, but still end up getting given loads of tat. Ask for four bottles of Hobgoblin or Fuller's London Porter.

 

[Publius Ovidius]

I want this:



Amati Model kits

 

[Garage_Doors]

 

[smeariestbat]

groupon vouchers?

 

[Bozza]

Great thread.

Literally the only thing I can think I want is an Albion blue and white bar scarf. I reckon wearing one will make me look all Mancini-ish. (if you excuse the hue of the blue, anyway).

If I don't get that scarf there will be hell to pay, I can tell you.

 

[Norman Potting]

World peace, a cute cuddly puppy dog and unlimited supplies of Harvey's delivered to my door.

 

[Gazwag]

I like the look of this - pictionary with lego - two brilliant things put together

a sutiable replacement for our new years eve games party taking over from Rapidough

 

[Everest]

World peace

 

[34064 Fighter Command]

I'd like the next National Lottery winner to give me some of their winnings and I'll promise to be friends for life................

 

[Kumquat]

My girlfriend asked me what I want and I said "Just waking up on Christmas Day with you next to me is a present in itself and I could want for nothing more". She laughs and says "that's so sweet". I then ask what she wants and she replies "Oh, I don't really know really". I then reply "So if I wasn't here when you woke up then you wouldn't mind?". She then looks confused and a bit nervous before saying "No, No, of course i'd mind. I didn't mean that. I thought you were seriously asking me what presents I wanted." I reply "I was and all I want is you. I wish all you wanted was me. Are you seeing someone else?" She then starts crying and saying "Of course I'm not, I love you...etc etc." She's been waiting on me hand and foot ever since.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

the thick of it box set (series 1-4), an albion ticket and an e-cigarette is literally all i want from life right now.

 

[robinsonsgrin]

bradley wiggins book

 

[GingerBeerMan]

My girlfriend asked me what I want and I said "Just waking up on Christmas Day with you next to me is a present in itself and I could want for nothing more". She laughs and says "that's so sweet". I then ask what she wants and she replies "Oh, I don't really know really". I then reply "So if I wasn't here when you woke up then you wouldn't mind?". She then looks confused and a bit nervous before saying "No, No, of course i'd mind. I didn't mean that. I thought you were seriously asking me what presents I wanted." I reply "I was and all I want is you. I wish all you wanted was me. Are you seeing someone else?" She then starts crying and saying "Of course I'm not, I love you...etc etc." She's been waiting on me hand and foot ever since.

And yet you still go out and pick up random guys in Brixton.

 

[nwgull]

My girlfriend asked me what I want and I said "Just waking up on Christmas Day with you next to me is a present in itself and I could want for nothing more". She laughs and says "that's so sweet". I then ask what she wants and she replies "Oh, I don't really know really". I then reply "So if I wasn't here when you woke up then you wouldn't mind?". She then looks confused and a bit nervous before saying "No, No, of course i'd mind. I didn't mean that. I thought you were seriously asking me what presents I wanted." I reply "I was and all I want is you. I wish all you wanted was me. Are you seeing someone else?" She then starts crying and saying "Of course I'm not, I love you...etc etc." She's been waiting on me hand and foot ever since.

She's having an affair and thought she was close to being rumbled.

Edit to add: I'm quite serious. My ex wife cheated on me over the course of about 18 months. She was a bitch for most of the time apart from the occasions where I got suspicious of odd text messages and other events that didn't add up. When I queried these things she explained them away and was as sweet as could be to me for a few days after.

You've all been warned!

 

[Pogue Mahone]

My girlfriend asked me what I want and I said "Just waking up on Christmas Day with you next to me is a present in itself and I could want for nothing more". She laughs and says "that's so sweet". I then ask what she wants and she replies "Oh, I don't really know really". I then reply "So if I wasn't here when you woke up then you wouldn't mind?". She then looks confused and a bit nervous before saying "No, No, of course i'd mind. I didn't mean that. I thought you were seriously asking me what presents I wanted." I reply "I was and all I want is you. I wish all you wanted was me. Are you seeing someone else?" She then starts crying and saying "Of course I'm not, I love you...etc etc." She's been waiting on me hand and foot ever since.

You should write a book about your relationship with your girlfriend. Then I'd ask for that.

 

[Publius Ovidius]

My girlfriend asked me what I want and I said "Just waking up on Christmas Day with you next to me is a present in itself and I could want for nothing more". She laughs and says "that's so sweet". I then ask what she wants and she replies "Oh, I don't really know really". I then reply "So if I wasn't here when you woke up then you wouldn't mind?". She then looks confused and a bit nervous before saying "No, No, of course i'd mind. I didn't mean that. I thought you were seriously asking me what presents I wanted." I reply "I was and all I want is you. I wish all you wanted was me. Are you seeing someone else?" She then starts crying and saying "Of course I'm not, I love you...etc etc." She's been waiting on me hand and foot ever since.

Classy

 

[Westdene Seagull]

I'd like an NSC Ticket Exchange ..... I've written to Santa hoping !

 

[Acker79]

DVDs/BDs
The Dark Knight Rises
The Amazing Spider-Man
Ted
The Bond Collection
Prometheus
Brave
Downton Abbey
Homeland
Red Dwarf X
Jesus Christ Superstar Live
Various stand up acts


Books
A choice of a whole host of cook books
Bradley Wiggins Biography
Rod Stewart Autobiography
1227 Facts QI
50 Sheds of Grey - a parody
Going to Sea in a Sieve - Danny Baker
The Hobbit, The Hunger Games trilogy or other book series that is being made into a movie

Live Entertainment
Merlin Passes (pass to get in to a number of theme parks and attractions including thorpe park, alton towers, sea life centre etc)
Tickets to theatre shows (Les Mis will be popular with the movie coming our, The Book of Mormon is coming to the west end after incredible success on broadway, shrek, mathilda wicked, billy elliot, the bodyguard, rock of ages, phantom of the opera and so on will also be ppular
5 Final Games at the amex
Ticket to newcastle
Paintballing, go karting, other adventure thing

Albion paraphernalia from the club shop

E-reader (kobo, kindle etc)
Tablet

 

[Doc Lynam]

Christmas present ideas