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newhaven seagull 85

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Dec 3, 2006
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after being told today that all day yesterday i drank tea laced with bleach .the question to nsc is what have you drunk (other than alcohol) that you should really avoid.


by the way i dont recommend tea laced with bleach.
 




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i dont recommend that either :(
 




Bad Ash

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It can't have been much bleach if you didn't notice it and continued to drink it all day. It was probably just the right concentration to give your insides a good clean.
 


newhaven seagull 85

SELDOM IN NEWHAVEN
Dec 3, 2006
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Who would do that to you? I'd be fairly peeved to be honest - how can that be accidental?

i put some bleach in my cup filled it up with water and left it overnight to clean someone came along the next day and put a teaspoon in the cup then throughout the day coffee and tea was made by the cashier working using the said spoon unaware that the cup had bleach in it . i had my tea mede in a different mug . both the cashier and myself had well upset stomachs this mornig
 






Collar Feeler

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Jul 26, 2003
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My own jizz

surely my jizz would have been a worse drink? :D

I spent a night in Kuwait drinking computer cleaning fluid (some form of Ethanol mixture) flavoured with Juniper berries from a shampoo bottle. All part of some ex-pats secret alcohol stash in a dry country!! Rather palatable actually and no lasting ill effects apart from the mother of all hangovers!
 


barney

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Jul 31, 2006
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surely my jizz would have been a worse drink? :D

I spent a night in Kuwait drinking computer cleaning fluid (some form of Ethanol mixture) flavoured with Juniper berries from a shampoo bottle. All part of some ex-pats secret alcohol stash in a dry country!! Rather palatable actually and no lasting ill effects apart from the mother of all hangovers!

that law breaking arrogance makes my stomach turn, officer
 




Collar Feeler

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Jul 26, 2003
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that law breaking arrogance makes my stomach turn, officer

Well before I was Old Bill, I was in the RN and it was just after the first Gulf War so I would have drunk anything to be honest!

Nowadays I tend to stick to Red diesel syphoned from my car with a hint of lemon, mmmm luvvverly.
 




barney

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Jul 31, 2006
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Well before I was Old Bill, I was in the RN and it was just after the first Gulf War so I would have drunk anything to be honest!

Nowadays I tend to stick to Red diesel syphoned from my car with a hint of lemon, mmmm luvvverly.

since reading this thread i have become upset and disillusioned about the current state of the police force in this country.



shame. real shame.
 






Collar Feeler

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Jul 26, 2003
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since reading this thread i have become upset and disillusioned about the current state of the police force in this country.


shame. real shame.

What just since reading this thread? :whisky:

I really hope you are not serious? If you are that's quite sad that:

a. You think something I did as a Sailor fresh from a warzone and many years before I was a copper or was even considering becoming one is so reprehensible.

b. You have no sense of humour regarding my obvious joke about red diesel

So apparently based on those 2 things I am now a sad reflection of the state of todays police force?
 






barney

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Jul 31, 2006
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What just since reading this thread?

I really hope you are not serious? If you are that's quite sad that:

a. You think something I did as a Sailor fresh from a warzone and many years before I was a copper or was even considering becoming one is so reprehensible.

b. You have no sense of humour regarding my obvious joke about red diesel

So apparently based on those 2 things I am now a sad reflection of the state of todays police force?

:bigwave:


:drink:
 


Collar Feeler

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Jul 26, 2003
1,322
Thank god for that! :clap2: Does that mean i'm ok to get pissed and drive to work now before starting a fight down west street??
 












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