Posh Spice

[Captain Pugwash]

I would. Mind you thats not saying much!

 

[maffew]

Posh Spice loves S&M,
she'll spank you 'till you cry;
And when she's shagging Beckham,
She thinks of Fourteenth Eye.

ooooahhhhhhh
Posh spice loves her shopping,
She really likes to stun,
And when shes shagging Beckham,
she thinks of Barrel of Fun

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

Nice jacket and shirt though.

 

[Scoffers]

I would, given the chance, just imagine picking up the News Of The World then seeing pictures of her leaving your house at 3am in the morning, then playing it cool to your mates the next day, marvellous scenes !

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I really don't understand the people who think its cool or clever to pretend that she's not good looking. Its exactly the same as pretending that Beckham's not a good footballer. Its clearly not true but people will still peddle it.

Yes she has a good stylist, good make-up, good lighting and she's had surgery. She's not the best looking girl in the world, but she's clearly not bad, either;

 

[Scoffers]

I really don't understand the people who think its cool or clever to pretend that she's not good looking. Its exactly the same as pretending that Beckham's not a good footballer. Its clearly not true but people will still peddle it.

Yes she has a good stylist, good make-up, good lighting and she's had surgery. She's not the best looking girl in the world, but she's clearly not bad, either;

Seconded

 

[readingstockport]

FFS, with the kind of airbrushing that picture has had I would look that good. Look at the photos where she's not been airbrushed to hell and back.

She is emminently plain without huge quantities of make-up and plastic inflating her chest and pig thick. I'd almost prefer to f*** the pig quite frankly.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

You have very high standards. Probably limits your options, mind, living in Reading.

 

[tip top]

I really don't understand the people who think its cool or clever to pretend that she's not good looking. Its exactly the same as pretending that Beckham's not a good footballer. Its clearly not true but people will still peddle it.

Yes she has a good stylist, good make-up, good lighting and she's had surgery. She's not the best looking girl in the world, but she's clearly not bad, either;

Blimey, their gardens in a real state

You'd have thought it was bigger than that too

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Nice jacket and shirt though.

 

[Easy 10]

She comes across as a vacuous, materialistic, self-obsessed media whore (and I suppose she probably is). But a dog she is not. As Mr Kraay observes, shes not the most beautiful woman nin the world, far from it. And she won;t be top of many peoples lists for a Celebrity Shag. But to go to the other extreme and make out that she is some kind of revolting rancid munter is ridiculous.

Those describing her as a deformed freak are probably just trying to portray the slightly dubious viewpoint that whilst a handsome, world-famous multi-millionaire footballer is regularly poking her, the snipers delight in saying that actually THEY wouldn;t touch her with a 10 foot bargepole. \"Ho Ho, Beckham might be a billionaire, but look at the STATE of his missus\" type stuff. Yeah right.

Its kind of an inversed jealousy. But if none of us had any ties, any existing relationships, and we took her home from a nightclub one night, given half a chance, every one of you behind your keyboards would pork her senseless.

FACT.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

FACT

 

[tedebear]

I think she could be good looking, but has got a scarily unhealthy body image to want to be that skinny, and sadly for me I can't see past how skinny she is to admire anything else...

Low self esteem possibly?

 

[Easy 10]

Oh, and Britney would still get it as well.

 

[pasty]

But if none of us had any ties, any existing relationships, and we took her home from a nightclub one night, given half a chance, every one of you behind your keyboards would pork her senseless.

FACT.

Didn't mean I wouldn't. Just observed, too skinny and plastic tits

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Oh, and Britney would still get it as well.

FACT

 

[tedebear]

But if none of us had any ties, any existing relationships, and we took her home from a nightclub one night, given half a chance, every one of you behind your keyboards would pork her senseless.

FACT.

UNFACT.


(I'm not a lesbo three wheeler!)

 

[Cian]

Its kind of an inversed jealousy. But if none of us had any ties, any existing relationships, and we took her home from a nightclub one night, given half a chance, every one of you behind your keyboards would pork her senseless.

FACT.

I wouldn't...

 

[Easy 10]

I see only HAANS and PASTY has the courage and valour to be honest then.

Tedebear - given the right mood and a following wind, I still reckon you would

MYOB - Lets cut to the chase here. You;re lying. You know it. I know it. We all know it.

 

[MORTY]

I would without a doubt, even if its just to say "I have".

If of course I wasn't in a loving relationship!