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Posh Spice is A Slapper



finlaych

New member
Apr 16, 2011
1,090
Brighton, United Kingdom
Has any one got anymore verses to the song i've got these 8 and obviously there gary hart whos left now, lets try and get one for every squad player and improve a few of my shockers :lol:

Peter Brezovan
Gordon Greer ✔
Tommy Elphick
Adam El-Abd
Elliott Bennett ✔
Alan Navarro
Ashley Barnes
Matthew Sparrow
Mitchell Walker
Inigo Calderon
Gary Hart ✔
Casper Ankergren ✔
Glenn Murray ✔
Gary Dicker ✔
Michael Poke
Marcos Painter
Torbjorn Agdestein
Jamie Smith
Liam Bridcutt ✔
Mauricio Taricco
Jake Caskey
Yaser Kasim
Steve Cook
Craig Noone
Ryan Thomson
Lewis Dunk
Kazenga Lua Lua ✔

Posh Spice is a slapper
she's a cock licker
So when she's shagging beckham
she thinks of gary dicker

Posh Spice is a slapper
she likes it up the rear
So when she's shagging beckham
she thinks of gordon greer

Posh Spice is a slapper
she did a hobo for a bet
So when she's shagging beckham
she thinks of gus poyet

Posh Spice is a slapper
She's only got one tit
So when she's shagging beckham
she thinks of elliot bennet

Posh Spice is a slapper
she eats cock for breakfast lunch and tea
So when she's shagging beckham
she thinks of glenn murray

Posh Spice is a slapper
she likes it up the butt
So when she's shagging beckham
she thinks of liam bridcutt

Posh Spice is a slapper
she does it in the car
So when she's shagging beckham
she thinks of kazenga lua lua

Posh Spice is a slapper
she likes her cock from Kazakhstan
So when she's shagging beckham
she thinks of ankergren
 






hitony

Administrator
Jul 13, 2005
16,284
South Wales (im not welsh !!)
The only version!!!!
(see the David Beckham thread)

Originally Posted by seagull_special

Oh Posh Spice is a slapper
Her arse is skiny and boney
and when she 's shagging Beckham
she's thinking of Hitony

Class..........pure CLASS!!
 


Southwick_Seagull

Well-known member
Oct 8, 2008
2,035
I thought the Dunk one was pretty well known.

Posh Spice is a slapper
She really loves the spunk
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Lewis Dunk
 


Braders

Abi Fletchers Gimpboy
Jul 15, 2003
29,224
Brighton, United Kingdom
Posh Spice is a slapper
She loves a f***ing joke
that why she's shagging Beckham
she thinks of Michael Poke
 




R. Slicker

Well-known member
Jan 1, 2009
4,490
Posh spice is a slapper
she looks like Arthur Askey
and when she's shagging Beckham
she thinks of Forster-Caskey
 
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Gully

Monkey in a seagull suit.
Apr 24, 2004
16,812
Way out west
Posh spice is a slapper
her fanny can take a marrow
thats why when getting it from Becks
she thinks of Matty Sparrow
 
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R. Slicker

Well-known member
Jan 1, 2009
4,490
Posh spice is a slapper
she does it for a nicker
and when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of old R slicker.
 


finlaych

New member
Apr 16, 2011
1,090
Brighton, United Kingdom
Peter Brezovan
Gordon Greer ✔
Tommy Elphick
Adam El-Abd
Elliott Bennett ✔
Alan Navarro
Ashley Barnes
Matthew Sparrow ✔
Mitchell Walker
Inigo Calderon
Gary Hart ✔
Casper Ankergren ✔
Glenn Murray ✔
Gary Dicker ✔
Michael Poke ✔
Marcos Painter
Torbjorn Agdestein
Jamie Smith
Liam Bridcutt ✔
Mauricio Taricco
Jake Caskey ✔
Yaser Kasim
Steve Cook
Craig Noone
Ryan Thomson
Lewis Dunk ✔
Kazenga Lua Lua ✔
 


simply the best

New member
Feb 23, 2011
205
posh spice is a slapper
she takes it from any man
and when shes shagging beckham
she thinks of brezovan
 






Braders

Abi Fletchers Gimpboy
Jul 15, 2003
29,224
Brighton, United Kingdom
Posh Spice is a Slapper
my cock she f***ing took
and when she's shagging Beckham
she dreams of Stevie Cook
 


Braders

Abi Fletchers Gimpboy
Jul 15, 2003
29,224
Brighton, United Kingdom
Posh Spice is a slapper
her c**ts just like the moon
and when she's shagging Beckham
she dreams of our Craig Noone
 




Ninja Elephant

Doctor Elephant
Feb 16, 2009
18,855
posh spice is a slapper
she goes with any goon,
and when she's shagging Beckham,
she thinks of Craig Noone....

:albion2:

edit Amazingly, Braders and I picked the same player at the same time. I think everyone agrees he wins this one, though!
 






finlaych

New member
Apr 16, 2011
1,090
Brighton, United Kingdom
Peter Brezovan ✔
Gordon Greer ✔
Tommy Elphick ✔
Adam El-Abd
Elliott Bennett ✔
Alan Navarro
Ashley Barnes
Matthew Sparrow ✔
Mitchell Walker
Inigo Calderon
Gary Hart ✔
Casper Ankergren ✔
Glenn Murray ✔
Gary Dicker ✔
Michael Poke ✔
Marcos Painter
Torbjorn Agdestein
Jamie Smith
Liam Bridcutt ✔
Mauricio Taricco
Jake Caskey ✔
Yaser Kasim
Steve Cook ✔
Craig Noone ✔
Ryan Thomson
Lewis Dunk ✔
Kazenga Lua Lua ✔
 




hitony

Administrator
Jul 13, 2005
16,284
South Wales (im not welsh !!)
Peter Brezovan ✔
Gordon Greer ✔
Tommy Elphick ✔
Adam El-Abd
Elliott Bennett ✔
Alan Navarro
Ashley Barnes
Matthew Sparrow ✔
Mitchell Walker
Inigo Calderon
Gary Hart ✔
Casper Ankergren ✔
Glenn Murray ✔
Gary Dicker ✔
hitony ✔
Marcos Painter
Torbjorn Agdestein
Jamie Smith
Liam Bridcutt ✔
Mauricio Taricco
Jake Caskey ✔
Yaser Kasim
Steve Cook ✔
Craig Noone ✔
Ryan Thomson
Lewis Dunk ✔
Kazenga Lua Lua ✔
......
 


Braders

Abi Fletchers Gimpboy
Jul 15, 2003
29,224
Brighton, United Kingdom
Posh Spice is a Slapper
this kids her fourth or fifth
and when she's shagging Beckham
she thinks of Jamie Smith
 


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