Porn star 'blows' world record bid

[The Ringleader]

Off topic I heard of a guy back in the seventies who was getting a blow job as he drove along Brighton seafront, he had an accident , crashed into a lampost or somesuch (unsuprisingly if she was good really) and had his dick bitten off.....

Trust me its even more painful than it sounds

 

[Herne Hill Seagull]

"Her semi-naked co-stars had to be rounded up by police as they fled including one who broke his wrist when he tripped over his trousers."

Arf. Your parents tell you you'll go blind but they never warn you about the real dangers...

 

[Dave the OAP]

I bet she will. be MILKING this story for ages

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Was her face still spotless with all that jizz on on it ?

 

[Taybha]

cometh the hour

 

[SurreySeagulls]

Fore Skin durch Technick as they say in Hamburg

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

A Chinese porn star beat they World record of having un protected sex with nearly 300 Men in 6 hours. All good and well but unfortunately she caught hiv and died of aids some years later from the event.

 

[Icy Gull]

A Chinese porn star beat they World record of having un protected sex with nearly 300 Men in 6 hours. All good and well but unfortunately she caught hiv and died of aids some years later from the event.

I hope, for the sake of the other 299, it wasn't number one who gave it to her

 

[Taybha]

she didnt lov them lawng time she got the cream of sumbadyunguy

 

[BIG GAY AL]

i feel sorry for ther 75th bloke in the line

 

[element]

Two things...

I heard you would be driving a car without any control for 500 metres if you have an orgasm at 60mph...

And

Wasn't there a film called 'Dallas 568' or something similar, which was about a doris from Dallas that shagged that many blokes one after the other?

 

[Rich Suvner]

bet she's gagging for another attempt!!!!

very good

 

[wigman]

A Chinese porn star beat they World record of having un protected sex with nearly 300 Men in 6 hours. All good and well but unfortunately she caught hiv and died of aids some years later from the event.

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That works out at 50 shags an hour,just over 1 a minute.After just a few shags her pussy would be very well lubricated to say the least,i cant see how a man could maintain an erection under those conditions.It would be like swinging a cat around the Southwick Tunnel.

 

[patchamalbion]

she needs to SWALLOW her pride and give it another BLOW

 

[element]

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That works out at 50 shags an hour,just over 1 a minute.After just a few shags her pussy would be very well lubricated to say the least,i cant see how a man could maintain an erection under those conditions.It would be like swinging a cat around the Southwick Tunnel.

Sloppy two hundred and thirty fourths anybody?

 

[Acker79]

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That works out at 50 shags an hour,just over 1 a minute.After just a few shags her pussy would be very well lubricated to say the least,i cant see how a man could maintain an erection under those conditions.It would be like swinging a cat around the Southwick Tunnel.

That would explain why the average is one minute.

 

[Guy Fawkes]

CUM ON! - Is this really a suitable subject for a football site?

 

[Billy the Fish]

A Chinese porn star beat they World record of having un protected sex with nearly 300 Men in 6 hours. All good and well but unfortunately she caught hiv and died of aids some years later from the event.

Stupid bitch, at least get people tested first

 

[throbinson]

It depends what the rules were. Spit or swallow?

it's not a blow job if they spit

 

[throbinson]

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That works out at 50 shags an hour,just over 1 a minute.After just a few shags her pussy would be very well lubricated to say the least,i cant see how a man could maintain an erection under those conditions.It would be like swinging a cat around the Southwick Tunnel.

wonder who had slopey seconds