Pop Bitch Football question of the week.

[Dandyman]

Which Premier League international footballer is currently starring in a video
going round the red-tops? There's him (and he's really no oil painting),
a hooker, and action described by a picture desk as "hardcore".

 

[Gritt23]

he's really no oil painting

Rooney?

 

[ali jenkins]

Tevez? Lescott?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Tevez is a good shout. He wanted to leave. There was some sort of injunction preventing details of a story being heard. He then wants to stay.

 

[Albion Dan]

Crouch again?

 

[Postman Pat]

A guy I work with has a mate who works for the Daily Mail, according to him there are currently 4 super injunctions out there relating to football:

1. David James - Not sure what for
2. Chamakh - a prostitute in Vegas
3. Peter Crouch - again pictures with a prostitue
4. Richard Keys - Pictures of him in a bondage dungeon having a Max Mosley moment.

So Crouch or Chamakh is my guess, both meet the criteria above. Assuming the injunctions relate to the above.... I'll ask him to ask his mate.

 

[backson]

4 explains why Sky were so keen to get shot of him

 

[Hillian1]

Has the Gerrard thing been proved wrong now?

I was rather hoping that it was true.

 

[Gritt23]

4. Richard Keys - Pictures of him in a bondage dungeon having a Max Mosley moment.

Oh PLEASE let that be true!

 

[Acker79]

Has the Gerrard thing been proved wrong now?

I was rather hoping that it was true.

You mean the one relating to his wife's non-existent sister? Yeah, that one has been proved wrong.

 

[Freddo]

Asamoah Gyan?

 

[footychick]

Crouch again?

Noooo Crouch is lovely

 

[Dandyman]

Oh PLEASE let that be true!

That would be genius, especially if the Domme was dressed as a Linesman.

 

[Eastleigh Seagull]

There was a lovely short piece in this weeks private eye referring to richard keys and his new role at Talksport with four or five very unsubtle comments about whips, chains and the like. I thought it read a bit funny

to quote "terrible spanking he received over sexist comments...painful experience....Talksport clearly feels confident that it can whip Keys, in particular, into line"

 

[Dandyman]

There was a lovely short piece in this weeks private eye referring to richard keys and his new role at Talksport with four or five very unsubtle comments about whips, chains and the like. I thought it read a bit funny

to quote "terrible spanking he received over sexist comments...painful experience....Talksport clearly feels confident that it can whip Keys, in particular, into line"

As Gritt23 posted, PLEASE let this be true.

 

[Vatican Citys No.2 Keeper]

from what I've heard, glen johnson allegedly has a super injunction out on alleged affairs, so could be him

 

[mona]

OK Dandyman, who is it ?

 

[bluestt]

Is this thing about Keys a joke?!

 

[Dandyman]

OK Dandyman, who is it ?

Buy me one of Titanic's brews tomorrow and we can speculate.

 

[Postman Pat]

Is this thing about Keys a joke?!

As I said, someone who I work with has a mate at The Daily Mail. The guy I work with told me that Keys got a Super injunction out two weeks ago to stop these images of him in a bondage dungeon being published by the press. It would appear from Private Eye they seem to know too.

I suppose if everyone 'knows' it becomes public knowledge and there is no point in the injunction anymore.