Politically-correct racist joke

[Spun Cuppa]

A Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman and an Englishman were travelling cross-country on a train…

They were all in the onboard bar, when the Scotsman ordered a whisky, which he duly poured out of the window…

‘We’ve got enough of that in Scotland’, he said…

The Irishman ordered a Guiness, which he duly poured out of the window…

‘We’ve got enough of that in Ireland', he said…

At this point, the Welshman threw the Englishman out of the window…

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

an englishman, a scotsman, an irishman, a jew and a muslim all went into a bar.







they had a lovely evening

 

[Normal Rob]

At this point, the Welshman threw the Englishman out of the window…

and burnt his cottage to the ground...

 

[Whitterz]

an englishman, a scotsman, an irishman, a jew and a muslim all went into a bar.







they had a lovely evening

cynical

 

[kalinski]

i always thought that you could just change the race of the person in the joke to Tory and turn a nasty into something with genuine humour...

How do stop a Tory from drowning?



Take your foot off his head

 

[looney]

How do you stop a muslim spitting?

Turn the grill down.

 

[Grassman]

How many Pakistanis can you fit in a mini?

Four adults and possibly one small child. Joke c/o Bernard Righton circa 1992

 

[Nottseagull]

and burnt his cottage to the ground...

Buy a cottage in Wales and.....

 

[bhaexpress]

and burnt his cottage to the ground...

Having shagged his sheep first of course.

 

[Garage_Doors]

How many (add in nationality of choice) does it take to pave a driveway ?

Depends on how thin you slice them.

 

[wellquickwoody]

Thats Politicist!

i always thought that you could just change the race of the person in the joke to Tory and turn a nasty into something with genuine humour...

How do stop a Tory from drowning?



Take your foot off his head

How can you possibly find that remotely humourous? Just because someone may have differing political opinions to your you think it is OK to advocate violence against that person! You couldn't do that if someone was a different skin colour, or followed a different faith to you, or in the workplace if they happened to want a year off on full pay for some medical condition called pregnancy. You should be ashamed of yourself!

 

[Brovion]

It's like that joke about the Englishman, Scotsman, American and Mexican in a light airplane flying over a ridge of mountains in South America. The plane develops engine trouble and to get over the mountains they need to lose weight. They throw all the luggage overboard but the plane's still losing height. Eventually the Scotsman says "Remember Culloden!" and throws himself out. Not to be outdone the Englishman says "Remember Dunkirk!" and throws himself out as well. However it's still not enough so finally the American says "Remember the Alamo!" - and chucks the Mexican out.