A friend of mine (Used to post on here) worked as a rep selling lagers to different pubs in Sussex. He had to attend a whole meating on the 'myths' of Stella Artois where they explained that it has no more chemicals in than any other lager nor does it fuel aggression more than any other lager.
Stella I'll Twat You.
Horrible shit.
There's definitely summat up with it. Last time I had it, in a working men's club in Preston about ten years ago, I had four pints and remember actively hoping someone would offer me a fight which, for a man with the build of a sallow tree/emo adolescent girl, was somewhat inadvisable and out of character. I then chobbed all over the sofa when I got home.
That is correct. It's just a shit beer, no more, no less.
When you tell Belgians that it's sold in the UK as a 'premium' brand they generally fall over laughing at British gullibility.
Shit, overpriced, chemical-filled shite.
My cousin has always called it wife-beater.
I always used to drink it and after a few pints I'd crave cocaine badly. It never seemed to happen with other lagers.
My cousin has always called it wife-beater.
I always preferred San Miguel, or "senorita-beater" as it is commonly known.
Wow, is it 1998 again already?