Plotting a 4mill bid for Charlie Austin, really??

[Puppet Master]

Just had a wank *burp*

 

[supaseagull]

Hey I've got an idea...why not have a party for that Jesus fella who got nailed on the cross for being a religious fundamentalist on the 25th Of December last year!

 

[Sloe Joe]

Barack O'Bama Bin Laden isn't really American

 

[Puppet Master]

Hey I've got an idea...why not have a party for that Jesus fella who got nailed on the cross for being a religious fundamentalist on the 25th Of December last year!

It's already his birthday what more does he want.

 

[Lower West Stander]

Belgrano listing

 

[Seagull on the wing]

Charlie Austin transfer: Brighton eye Burnley ace | The Sun |Sport|Football

The same 'SUN' site that said we were in for Chris Woods a couple of days ago.....save the money Gus....after the end of the world at least we'll go out £4 mill richer...

 

[The Fifth Column]

Haha Charlie Austin! More chance of Nelson Mandela being released and making a dash across the Berlin Wall from east Germany.

 

[essbee]

I wish those bastards would hurry up and invent electricity. This fire
lark is a pain in the arse.

 

[chrissyboy01]

Just told a bloke and his heavily pregnant wife to sling their hooks. Told em I had no rooms left but they wouldn't have it. Offered them my stable just to get rid.

 

[Taybha]

Another 2 million and we could have gone for Steve

 

[Gullys Cats]

Bosh

 

[Woodchip]

Apparently some chap called Harold has just got a marrow in the eye?

 

[Seagull on the wing]

Apparently some chap called Harold has just got a marrow in the eye?

Told him to keep an eye out for that!

 

[Pbseagull]

Charlie Austin transfer: Brighton eye Burnley ace | The Sun |Sport|Football

Apparently some Russian bloke called Yuri something has just orbited Earth, you mark my words, It might sound a bit far fetched but I reckon we'll be sending men to the Moon next

 

[supaseagull]

Apparently some chap called Harold has just got a marrow in the eye?

Don't you love predictive text!

 

[Sussex Nomad]

The world is due to end in 17 hours

I'm still here! I survived the apocalypse!

 

[chucky1973]

I'm still here! I survived the apocalypse!

I just come out my shed and all is well, I had stocked it up with gallons of Beer and Crisps just in case I was the last one left, even the wife made it......

 

[Vicar!]

Sorry guys. Apocalypse is set for 17.11 tonight!

 

[Sussex Nomad]

I just come out my shed and all is well, I had stocked it up with gallons of Beer and Crisps just in case I was the last one left, even the wife made it......

Sorry to hear that mate!

 

[Woodchip]

Don't you love predictive text!

No, I was playing on the Chinese whispers thing. It was an intentional typo to be funny. Kinda wasted though.