Please complete!!

[virgirlo]

It is taking me forever to write this letter to schools in my borough, probably due to horrific hangover!
please help and complete the following sentence:

It has come to my attention, however, that some schools have not fulfilled all of their fixtures and without these results......

bloody pathetic i know, but my head is somewhere else right now!

 

[Northstander]

*awaiting funny lines to follow*

 

[(was)DBS]

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

and without these results I am unable to out on my suspenders and parade around worthing singin my old man's a dustman.

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

and without these results the problem of the renormalization of the gauge forces (with or without spontaneous symmetry breaking) will probably never be fully investigated.

 

[virgirlo]

and without these results I am unable to out on my suspenders and parade around worthing singin my old man's a dustman.

hmmmmmm, might work?

 

[Marshy]

All school girls will have to attend a private spanking session at my home in full uniform.......

 

[virgirlo]

All school girls will have to attend a private spanking session at my home in full uniform.......

again??

 

[Easy 10]

It has come to my attention, however, that some schools have not fulfilled all of their fixtures and without these results......

....the destiny of the entire galaxy hangs in the balance. As I write, an army under the command of the Dark Side is amassing upon the moons of Dyssinia. Soon that army will be unleashed, and our star system will at once become engulfed in a darkness and evil so terrible, it will never recover.

I MUST have those results, Obi-Wun.

 

[Marshy]

you do look good in long socks...

 

[Barnet Seagull]

I'm not sure I can go on anymore. The wretched anticipation sucks the life from my soul. Mum, Dad, I'm sorry, it has to end here.

 

[onlyaboho]

It has come to my attention, however, that some schools have not fulfilled all of their fixtures and without these results......

we will be condemed to play at withdean for eternity...

 

[Ex-Staffs Gull]

......the Mare Owner will not be entitled to rebreeding
privileges under the Live Foal Guarantee under #6 below

MMMmmmm the marvels of Google

 

[NMH]

cruddy nink, plappo nyamnyams, cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeb.

It works for me anyway.

(Yours Sincerely,
Nice Mister Hilter)