Players with a surname, that can be used as a first name....

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Victor Moses

Trevor Benjamin

 

[blue and white army]

Peter Clarke

 

[blue and white army]

Steve Bruce

 

[pishhead]

Steffan Kuntz

 

[We're the Stripes]

Alexis Nicolas

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

Thierry Henry

 

[We're the Stripes]

Two slightly more unusual first names..

Michael Owen
Stuart Pearce

Though I realise Pearce is spelt incorrectly..

 

[Alex Alex Dawson oo! oo!]

Alex Dawson.

 

[Ninja Elephant]

Simon Rodger
David Lee
David Lucas
Jonathon Douglas
Tony Kane

That'll do from me.

 

[Nigella's Cream Pie]

From the past:
malcolm mc donald
willie morgan
terry neill
charlie nicholas

 

[Braders]

that Robbie Williams , ex- Huddersfield I think

and Paddy Kenny

 

[Spun Cuppa]

Rodney Jack

Willy Irvine

(Btw Did anybody hear John Byrne summarising on a game at Withdean, I forget who against, when a Robbie Williams stepped up to take a direct freekick, which he knocked in, and JB pitched in with, 'Top corner, Take That...' )

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Where are all the girls?

Daryl Clare
Matthew Rose
Kevin Betsy

and, er, Lauren.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Jo

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Calvin Andrew
Trevor Benjamin
Kevin Kyle
Cameron Jerome

 

[footychick]

Michael Carrick
Salomon Kalou
Kristine Lilly
Aaron Lennon
Obafemi Martin(s)
Sol Campbell
David Beckham

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

Lee Grant

 

[Caringbah Seagull]

Rio Ferdinand
Les Ferdinand
Colin Henry
Bryan Robson

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

steve bruce

 

[Notters]

Rod Thomas