Players who must have had a hard time at school

[Jason Speaks]

Henry Cockburn A Man Utd player from the forties

Tim Woodcock Arbroath

 

[Marshy]

Safeway

 

[zefarelly]

Mark Lawrenson should be in Graham Nortons XI . . . . .or should that be MArk Lawrenson would like to be in Graham Norton

 

[Safeway]

Safeway

Yeah, but that was just because I was absolutely SHIT.

 

[SussexSpur]

Re: Re: Players who must have had a hard time at school

Greatest line of commentary ever. Euro '96. "And the Germans are coming forward... Kuntz"

During the 5-1 match against Germany, John Motson said, as a German player ran on goal but was denied by the keeper: "Jancker!. . . Seaman comes out. . ."

 

[Strike]

A Lincoln City player called Ricky Butcher

Dick Tuttle (EX Palarse flop)

 

[Beach Hut]

Wasn't there a player called Arce in the world cup a few years back ?

 

[Stoaty Ferret]

Johnny Metgod!!

 

[Hunting 784561]

How about our very own 1969 GK - Geoff Sidebottom

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Wasn't there a player called Arce in the world cup a few years back ?

Chiqui Arce for one, and Francisco Arce for another (see Graham Norton XI above).

Obviously Arces are ten a penny in Ecuador.

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Gary monk

 

[Strike]

Ex Liverpool and West Ham player Julian Dick's

 

[harry_h]

Adrian Littlejohn

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

Junior Bent of Brizzle City and Blackpool fame.

 

[graz126]

not much wrong with name but iain dowie must have been picked on looking like that.

 

[Zeitgeist]

Forbes Phillipson-Masters once of Southampton. Should have been playing rugby at a Private school with a name like that.

 

[Strike]

Marcus Bent of Ipswich

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

barington belgrave

 

[1066gull]

peter crouch?


"hes 7 foot tall and his feet stick out the bed"

 

[Bakesy]

Kenny Lunt