Players who must have had a hard time at school

[chips and gravy]

My Mrs doesn't take much interest in football but she does worry about players who have dubious names. She thinks they must have had a really hard time at school. Any suggestions for a dubious names XI?

Here goes

David Seaman, Nicky Butt, Brian Pinas, Mark Tinkler, Carsten Janker, Nwankwo Kanu, Danny Shittu, Doudou, Kaka, Stefan Kuntz, Martin Booty

Any others?

 

[Braders]

danny boffin, titi camera

 

[Giant Seagull]

Micky Melon

 

[Lush]

Scott McGleishisawanker

 

[Jason Speaks]

Sam Rents

also the legendary Peter Shirtliff

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

Dean Windass

Always makes me

 

[DTES]

Stefan Kuntz

Greatest line of commentary ever. Euro '96. "And the Germans are coming forward... Kuntz"

 

[Lammy]

Paul Dickov

 

[Muzzman]

Perry Digweed

 

[zefarelly]

Kerry Mayo


thread closed IMHO

 

[Marc]

Danny Cullip - although anyone brave enough to say "OI.....Tullip!" deserves a medal!

 

[JJ McClure]

Uwe Fuchs a team mate of Kuntz.

 

[jeremy beadles hand]

Graham Rix! Always going for the younger years!

 

[Safeway]

Nwankwo Kanu

To be honest I don't think that many kids in Nigeria know what a wanker is.

I'd say Kerry Mayo as well. Not because he's got a silly name, but because he's fat and ginger. (No offence, Kez)

 

[DTES]

Uwe Fuchs a team mate of Kuntz.

Does he?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

How about this potential Graham Norton XI?

GK Lee Camp (QPR/Derby)

Peter Shirtliff (ex Sheff Wed/Charlton)
Marcus Tudgay (Derby)
Junior Bent (ex Bristol City)

Tugay (Blackburn)
Danny Gay (not sure who he plays for but I think he's in the Conference, possibly Woking)
Chiqui Arce (some South American team in the World Cup)

Marcus Bent (Leicester)
Darren Bent (Ipswich)

And I'm a bit stuck for the rest unless you include Tottenham's Anthony "Uphill" Gardner.

:safeway

 

[Wilko]

Does he?

 

[jeremy beadles hand]

Justin Fashnu

 

[Northstander]

Whatsisname....the kraut....


Ballak!!

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Ian Glasscock