Garry Nelson's Left Foot
Well-known member
*disclaimer*
This poster did not see/hear the game. All marks are given entirely spuriously. The poster just wanted to get in on the feelgood factor a win brings. The poster hopes that other posters on this thread don't feel that the thread has now been devalued...
Blayney- 7 Would be higher but my sources inform me he's not English. We're not going to keep clean sheets until we get in a TRIED and TESTED englishman. For that reason I await eagerly the return of Michael Kippers.
Mayo - 7 loses points for being ginger but trying to pretend he's STRAWBERRY BLONDE. Gains points for being left footed.
Reid -7 Sadly no-one has confirmed if he says struth, fair dinkum etc. Until they do he cannot get above 7.
Butters - 7 Like a rock.
El Abd - 10 His brother Joe scored from the halfway line against me when i ws 13. He also scored two more goals in the same game. Good enough reqason to give El Abd Junior top marks.
Frutos- 6 Just cos evereyone else has given him 6.
Oatway- 10 Scored. Innit.
Hammond- 7 Apparently he's HANDSOME.
Carole- 9. It appears that due to P.C quotients there can only be one midget black man in the team. Thats Carole. Loses point for not being TRIED and TESTED. But he scored. Hooray.
CKR- 10 Never seen the kid play but he sounds AMAZING. I'm excited. My new favourite player. If i have a daughter he can marry her. As long as he doesnt have V.D.
OGH- 10 Legend.
Subs;
Big Mac- 10. Got his own appreciation thread. Good work.
Robinson - 7. Isn't he cute?
This poster did not see/hear the game. All marks are given entirely spuriously. The poster just wanted to get in on the feelgood factor a win brings. The poster hopes that other posters on this thread don't feel that the thread has now been devalued...
Blayney- 7 Would be higher but my sources inform me he's not English. We're not going to keep clean sheets until we get in a TRIED and TESTED englishman. For that reason I await eagerly the return of Michael Kippers.
Mayo - 7 loses points for being ginger but trying to pretend he's STRAWBERRY BLONDE. Gains points for being left footed.
Reid -7 Sadly no-one has confirmed if he says struth, fair dinkum etc. Until they do he cannot get above 7.
Butters - 7 Like a rock.
El Abd - 10 His brother Joe scored from the halfway line against me when i ws 13. He also scored two more goals in the same game. Good enough reqason to give El Abd Junior top marks.
Frutos- 6 Just cos evereyone else has given him 6.
Oatway- 10 Scored. Innit.
Hammond- 7 Apparently he's HANDSOME.
Carole- 9. It appears that due to P.C quotients there can only be one midget black man in the team. Thats Carole. Loses point for not being TRIED and TESTED. But he scored. Hooray.
CKR- 10 Never seen the kid play but he sounds AMAZING. I'm excited. My new favourite player. If i have a daughter he can marry her. As long as he doesnt have V.D.
OGH- 10 Legend.
Subs;
Big Mac- 10. Got his own appreciation thread. Good work.
Robinson - 7. Isn't he cute?