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I have to go to work tomorrow.So i will have even longer to wait.
What have i done to deserve this.
What have i done to deserve this.
ChapmansThe Saviour said:FACT!!!
Why do people bother with deep pan pizzas? People who do are either f***ing RETARDED or just plain STUPID.
Thin Crust Pepperoni. Brooklyn, New York. Best pizza in the f***ing world.
They don't even know what deep pan is in Brooklyn.
Ex Shelton Seagull said:Try cutting a SLICE of white bread into a triangular shape. Spread some tomato puree over it and sprinkle on some grated cheese. Stick in the microwave for a couple of minutes and I think the result would be fairly similar to the machines version.
Meade's_Ball said:I have some awful news.
A group of 6 people came along to watch me purchase the offending article, but the machine is OUT OF ORDER!
I went into Costcutters and asked them to fix it for me (which was really rather embarassing), and they say it'll be up and running, hopefully, by tomorrow.
I'm sorry to have let you all down. Instead, i tried to get food poisoning in a local cafe. I will let you know if my guts go wrong this afternoon.
*shame*
ChapmansThe Saviour said:FACT!!!
Why do people bother with deep pan pizzas? People who do are either f***ing RETARDED or just plain STUPID.
D'Angelo Saxon said:What a load of shite. Deep pan pizzas are the only way to go if you're ordering takeaway, same as thin base are the only way to go if in a proper pizza restaurant.
Simster said:DEEP PAN SUBHUMAN SCUM!
THIN CRUST rules the waves.
D'Angelo Saxon said:What a load of shite. Deep pan pizzas are the only way to go if you're ordering takeaway, same as thin base are the only way to go if in a proper pizza restaurant.
Meade's_Ball said:Well, i've been back down there. There's a tiny purple-haired woman in there who i fancy. She's a bit like an alien, but sort of prettier and probably a little less noxious. I fancy her so much that my nipple actually wore through my reinforced T-shirt and fixed her with a milky glare. She salivated for a second before launching herself over the counter toward me and my offending pointer. I let her suckle because i fancy her, but i knew she'd drawn blood and if not for the ice that her large brothers stared at me, i would have ripped her teeth off of me and thrown her small, Martian body in amongst the Feasts and the Funny Feet.
When i was dry and sore, she let me go, slipping limply to the floor in the sweetest, purplest haze.
"Excuse me." i dared. "This guy off the internet has told me to come and fix your doughy machine of ecstacy so that i may tell him what shit tastes like."
"f*** off and die!" he whispered, making sure the elderly lady who had made Costcutters her home for the past two days waiting for sandwiches to expire did not hear.
I threw a bag of peanuts (dry roasted) at his big, fat nose and ran.
I'll go back tomorrow.
Meade's_Ball said:You get more topping on a deep-pan because a thin crust simply cannot take the weight.
That's a frigging fact.