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Pissing in the Shower????

Do you piss in the shower??

  • YES, no shame in it as it all goes down the plug hole.

    Votes: 124 61.4%
  • NO, its disgusting.

    Votes: 47 23.3%
  • YES, but i won't admit to it as people have the impression its minging.

    Votes: 31 15.3%

  • Total voters
    202






Sam-

New member
Feb 20, 2012
772
I try not to pee in shower but I find it hard to not pee when im having a dump.

Also with regards to have a widdle in the swimming pool, thought i'd do it the other day because I couldnt be bothered to go all the way to the showers. Well when the life guard spotted me he blew his whistle so loud I nearly fell in.


Thank you good night.
 














Tim Over Whelmed

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 24, 2007
10,540
Arundel
I did, in B & Q, the sales assistant when bloody crazy!
 




John Bumlick

Banned
Apr 29, 2007
3,483
here hare here
If you really need to go badly, you might be able to generate enough force to piss vertically and have it shower down on your head. I mean, everyone's done that, right?
 








easynow

New member
Mar 17, 2013
2,039
jakarta
Shower, whilst in the bath, swimming pool... you have to live a little. A few germs here and there keeps your immune system strong.
 


Mr Bridger

Sound of the suburbs
Feb 25, 2013
4,691
Earth
Fu@king disgusting if you do it!

Do what normal people do and p!ss on the flannel and rinse it out in the toilet when you've finished. Jeez!
 






BlockDpete

Well-known member
Oct 8, 2005
1,144
I thought pissing in a swimming pool turned the wee purple? Though have to say, I can't confirm that.

Can't remember pissing in the shower, but a crafty w*nk yes
 


Mowgli37

Enigmatic Asthmatic
Jan 13, 2013
6,371
Sheffield
All the time, it's practically automatic now. Saves water and stops you getting piss on your boxers, splendid.
 


skipper734

Registered ruffian
Aug 9, 2008
9,189
Curdridge
It all goes down the same pipe, once it's gone through the trap. One of my boat owners used to get his girlfriend to piss on him in the back of his Bentley. I've no idea what his wife thought.
 


Trevor

In my Fifties, still know nothing
NSC Patron
Dec 16, 2012
2,236
Milton Keynes
Prefer a bath to a shower so no.

Have been thinking about the issue though. I'm a uni-tasker - I don't multi-task - so I wouldn't be washing at the same time. Surely the amount of water used would be greater because of the greater time - the theory doesn't work for me
 




Skaville

Well-known member
Jun 10, 2004
10,184
Queens Park
The best ones are the ones at the swimming pool where you know the person in the cubicle next to you is getting slightly pissy feet
 


Grombleton

Surrounded by <div>s
Dec 31, 2011
7,356
One question that this thread has raised.

How do you have a 'crafty' ****? A **** is a ****, isn't it?
 


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