Phoned a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other night

[Wozza]

We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't BELIEVE it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.

"Wow!" I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"

She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!

"Yeah," I said, "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me, saying she thought tubby bald men were cute!

"Anyway", she said, "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!"

So I hung up.

 

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[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

 

[Zebedee]

 

[Wilko]

NICE ONE

 

[Safeway]

Posted in Lizard Central on Friday morning. Keep up guys.

 

[Wozza]

What the f*** is Lizard Central?

 

[Safeway]

Don't give us that, you used to be able to see it before you resigned as a mod.

 

[Wozza]

Oh, a secret forum? I didn't know that. Really.

 

[US Seagull]

Was this her:

 

[magoo]

thats' out of order............but i laughed.

 

[berkshire seagull]

Wonder if it was a couple of pounds or a few stone

 

[bhaexpress]