Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Ever put your foot knee-deep in the shit and nearly died of embarrassment as a result ?
I was in the pub a while back, when this girl I hadn't seen in years came bounding over and said "Easy 10 - is that you ?" (well, she used my real name, but you get my point). I squinted at her and recognition dawned, I hadn't seen her since school.
"Oooooh, hello Lianne, how are you" etc etc. There followed a bried exchange of pleasantries, I bought her a drink, and then noticing she was a little more rotund than I remembered, without thinking I asked cheerfully "so when is the baby due ?"
"I'm not pregnant" came the inevitable reply, followed by a dejected expression...the conversation pretty much died on its arse there and then, so I made my excuses and left.
Anyone else done similar ?
I was in the pub a while back, when this girl I hadn't seen in years came bounding over and said "Easy 10 - is that you ?" (well, she used my real name, but you get my point). I squinted at her and recognition dawned, I hadn't seen her since school.
"Oooooh, hello Lianne, how are you" etc etc. There followed a bried exchange of pleasantries, I bought her a drink, and then noticing she was a little more rotund than I remembered, without thinking I asked cheerfully "so when is the baby due ?"
"I'm not pregnant" came the inevitable reply, followed by a dejected expression...the conversation pretty much died on its arse there and then, so I made my excuses and left.
Anyone else done similar ?
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