if you get into difficulties there’s actually a helpline you can ring for fluffing ect , .
I'm sure there is but I'm not sure his wife will be too happy with him using the service.
if you get into difficulties there’s actually a helpline you can ring for fluffing ect , .
Over the last three years wifey went back to England to see relatives every year, the first on her own for 2 weeks and the next with the youngest for 3 weeks and last year with the youngest again for 5 weeks.
I told her of my plans at around maybe Sept this year to pop over and catch up my friends and relatives, she though I was including her in it as well, then came the bombshell !
Will you get a cleaner in ? How will the shirts get ironed ? What about the washing ? Google how to open conditioner tray it’s very tricky on some models , get her to cook 16 individual meals in clearly marked containers, no repeat meals either , crafty women may try sneak in 2 the same , no clue how the floors will get hoovered so I guess eat outside ? Make sure she cleans the bathroom properly before she goes , 34% of household accidents happen in the bathroom, best not risk that yourself . I hope she’s happy with herself leaving you on your own , if you get into difficulties there’s actually a helpline you can ring for pillow fluffing ect , good luck stay strong .
Washing, cleaning? She's only going for a few weeks isn't she?
Too right Bud, you can easily buy a bigger laundry basket, or get an overspill cardboard box? They love to do the washing, why would anyone deprive them of these exciting tasks��
Has she told that your paying for the holiday yet?
top tip, cut down on washing by turning pants inside out and wearing them for another week
Will you get a cleaner in ? How will the shirts get ironed ? What about the washing ? Google how to open conditioner tray it’s very tricky on some models , get her to cook 16 individual meals in clearly marked containers, no repeat meals either , crafty women may try sneak in 2 the same , no clue how the floors will get hoovered so I guess eat outside ? Make sure she cleans the bathroom properly before she goes , 34% of household accidents happen in the bathroom, best not risk that yourself . I hope she’s happy with herself leaving you on your own , if you get into difficulties there’s actually a helpline you can ring for pillow fluffing ect , good luck stay strong .
top tip, cut down on washing by turning pants inside out and wearing them for another week
Must be exchange visit, mines fecked off to Oz for 4+ weeks to stay with our son, partner and now crawling Grand Daughter, left me more work than you can shake a stick at, I got back from the airport, took a look round and thought f**k it, I'll live with it for a few days then start. 4 weeks to structurly alter kitchen, have it plastered, renew electrics, source, buy and fit new kitchen, etc etc. May need a few extra days to prepare myself for this, maybe start after Swansea eh? She'll never know? Unless the others (family) visit! I'll just pretend I'm out? That'll do. Happy days!
I was working whilst she was gone to put spending money into her account to use while she was there, god I am well trained.