Gareth as flattered as I am you are a bit wide of the mark.
The main stand should be called the Mike Bamber Stand, then for the other three flog them off to sponsors but instead of having A block etc, have the seat blocks named after former players and managers.
For example, Horton, Mullery, Cattlin, Adams, Lane, Foreman, Thorne, Zamora and Gall.
The Press Lounge should be named after Ron Pavey, a great servant of the club.
Finally call each shit house either Stanley, Archer or Bellotti.
Surely there should be enough shit houses to include a Crystal Palace one, too? Or perhaps just their straining-chicken emblem at the bottom of each toilet bowl...