A Brighton fan, Charlton fan and Palace fan were walking in the vatican late one night when they stumbled across the body of the pope who had died during the night. They were almost immediately surrounded by the popes security. After a while they were released, but only on the condition that before telling anybody, they had to wait a day so that the vatican could prepare a statement for the worlds catholics.
As they walk away Brighton fan says to the others, hang on chaps with this information we could make a fortune all we've got to do is take a trip to Ladbrokes and bet on the the pope dying in the next 24 hours
Several years later they all meet up and Brighton fan says I made a fortune what about you . Charlton fan says Yeah me too. Palace fan is silent . What about you they ask the Palace fan . Not a penny says Palace
'I HAD HIM IN A DOUBLE WITH THE ARCHBISHOP OF CANTERBURY'
As they walk away Brighton fan says to the others, hang on chaps with this information we could make a fortune all we've got to do is take a trip to Ladbrokes and bet on the the pope dying in the next 24 hours
Several years later they all meet up and Brighton fan says I made a fortune what about you . Charlton fan says Yeah me too. Palace fan is silent . What about you they ask the Palace fan . Not a penny says Palace
'I HAD HIM IN A DOUBLE WITH THE ARCHBISHOP OF CANTERBURY'
