Gazwag
5 millionth post poster
A jumbo sausage in a baguette and a pint for a fiver. Special thanks to the 10 supporters who donated the 50' plasma tv to make this event possible, we can assure those 10 that the serial numbers will be made illigible. Its set to be a great night for Palace fans so remember to wear your colours and bring your scarves and flags (plastic alert). Admission £10 or £15 on the night.
Cor, that jumbo deal is a good offer