Oversleeping Problem - Any ideas?

[Stu1]

By her a stereo which starts on a timer with a cd of sussex by the sea, turn it up full blast with the soeaker next to her head.

That should do the trick.

BY ONE FOR ANDY NAYLOR TOO.

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

Tell her to lay off the SPLIFF the night before.

 

[magoo]

Just give the neighbours a key, so when the alarm does go off they can pop round and give her a shake.

Ohhh wouldn't it be lovely to be able to live in a world like that

 

[sully]

Tell her to lay off the SPLIFF the night before.

Do you know her, too, Deano?

 

[sully]

Eight months on, I can confirm that the solution was found. TLO had the right idea.

Get her to sleep with someone who is not a deep sleeper.

... and I was happy to oblige!

 

[bhaexpress]

A cat tiptoeing past the window normally does it for me

Yes a noisy pussy is disturbing.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

how about for a few weeks feed the dog at 7 in the moring on the dot

the dog will then know this time is FOOD time.

then create a devise which is triggered by a 7 oclock alarm. this device will open a tin of dog foot and drop it on your FACE.

the dog(knowing its dinner time) will smell the food, run to the room and EAT the food from your face which should surely wake her up if the dropping of food on her already hasnt......

 

[Curious Orange]

Just give the neighbours a key, so when the alarm does go off they can pop round and give her a shag.

 

[Uncle Buck]

how about for a few weeks feed the dog at 7 in the moring on the dot

the dog will then know this time is FOOD time.

then create a devise which is triggered by a 7 oclock alarm. this device will open a tin of dog foot and drop it on your FACE.

the dog(knowing its dinner time) will smell the food, run to the room and EAT the food from your face which should surely wake her up if the dropping of food on her already hasnt......

But if the food were to drop on the wrong area, she might wake up with a smile on her face, followed by a feeling of disgust and shame...

Opps sorry, wrong board.

 

[The Wookiee]

Bang your head against the wall 8 times before you go to sleep.

I guarentee you will wake up in 8 hours time!

Try it you will be shocked that it works!!

 

[Vankleek Hill Seagull]

But if the food were to drop on the wrong area, she might wake up with a smile on her face, followed by a feeling of disgust and shame...

Opps sorry, wrong board.