OT - Help, I work with the worlds biggest bullsh*tter.

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

Just for you GNLF, I'll try & do this one verbatium.

"I got a xmas card today....(silence from everyone, he chuckles).... it was from my mum....(silence/chuckle).... I thought she was dead....(silence/chuckle).... I haven't spoken too her for years, and was shaw she was dead, a friend went too her funeral....(silence/chuckle)....I was going too go, luckily I didn't, as it wouldn't have been her....(silence/chuckle).

We all sit in silence until someone says something totally different.

That's not as funny as the outlandish Levi claim!

I reckon if you did copy everything down after a while you'd have enough material to write a cringeworthy office-esque sitcom. You make your fortune out of it and you get to ridicule your stupid workmate weekly on T.V. You can even name the sitcom after him! That'll learn him

 

[Hiney]

WHAT CAN I DO TO STOP THE INSANIA.

 

[maffew]

download these for everyone in the office

http://www.wiseass.org/bullshit.html