As a break from the trials & tribulations of being an Albion supporter. I need to vent off some steam & take on some advise on how to deal with a particularly annoying bullshitting colleague.
I can handle the fact that, in conversation, all things he's done, work related, are bigger, better, faster, etc. Than what has just been said.
After all, I'd imagine most of us can look @ someone right now, who's the same.
The problem starts when the talk becomes more general, so far I've heard (each topic goes on a lot longer, as when he gets to an 'end' he chuckles, but if noone else does, he continues to a more outlandish claim) :-
(whilst working @ Gatwick) 'Jordans a right slapper, I told her so & although Andre agreed with me, he told me not to call her that. She complained to my boss, he just told me not too do it again'.
'I told the engineer he needed more oil in the wheel release, he said no. But when the plane landed @ NY the wheels didn't come down. I knew it'
'I was searching the plane hold & the pilot started to taxi, I had to run & jump out the back'.
'don't talk to me about Charlotte Church, she tried to get me exported (his word) from Canada. She came up and had a right go @ me, calling me little man. Then her bodyguard tried to throw me out of the country'. Bizarrely enough, that sentance is pretty much as said.
There are about 5-10 more stories along the same lines, involving Elton John, Bruce Forsyth, Phil Collins, Levi's, his mother, & a couple more from gatwick. I might come back too later.
WHAT CAN I DO TO STOP THE INSANITY.
I can handle the fact that, in conversation, all things he's done, work related, are bigger, better, faster, etc. Than what has just been said.
After all, I'd imagine most of us can look @ someone right now, who's the same.
The problem starts when the talk becomes more general, so far I've heard (each topic goes on a lot longer, as when he gets to an 'end' he chuckles, but if noone else does, he continues to a more outlandish claim) :-
(whilst working @ Gatwick) 'Jordans a right slapper, I told her so & although Andre agreed with me, he told me not to call her that. She complained to my boss, he just told me not too do it again'.
'I told the engineer he needed more oil in the wheel release, he said no. But when the plane landed @ NY the wheels didn't come down. I knew it'
'I was searching the plane hold & the pilot started to taxi, I had to run & jump out the back'.
'don't talk to me about Charlotte Church, she tried to get me exported (his word) from Canada. She came up and had a right go @ me, calling me little man. Then her bodyguard tried to throw me out of the country'. Bizarrely enough, that sentance is pretty much as said.
There are about 5-10 more stories along the same lines, involving Elton John, Bruce Forsyth, Phil Collins, Levi's, his mother, & a couple more from gatwick. I might come back too later.
WHAT CAN I DO TO STOP THE INSANITY.
