"Optrex - we understand the language of eyes"

[Skaville]

Really? What language do eyes speak?

 

[Cian]

Eye-slandic? Eye-rish? Eye-talian?

No, I think the ads just bollox actually, oh well.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Myopic is the language, when people think Wilkins isnt doing a good job or that we would be down by xmas or that Mcghee was better or that Henderson should have stayed and Revell is better than Murray etc etc

 

[steward 433]

Myopic is the language, when people think Wilkins isnt doing a good job or that we would be down by xmas or that Mcghee was better or that Henderson should have stayed and Revell is better than Murray etc etc

Word

 

[Robot Chicken]

Italians have slanty eyes, I find.

 

[Robot Chicken]

oops, sorry, I meant ITALICS.

 

[Adam Virgo's Shirt]

Little known fact but a drop of Optrex in someone's drink acts as a very good laxative!

Not that I've tried it mind!