One liner's in films.

[LennyD]

God Sent him...

God sent him? On a f*****g suzuki??

 

[Simster]

Any of you f***ing pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!

 

[Tricky Dicky]

Peter Sellers in Dr Strangelove

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here...this is the war room"

One of my favs.

 

[kevo]

We've gone on holiday by mistake...

 

[Marxo]

Unforgiven
Little Bill Daggett: You just shot an unarmed man.
Bill Munny: He should have armed himself if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend.

 

[Phat Baz 68]

Im gonna rip your head off and shit down your neck !!
Heartbreak Ridge, said to Clint Eastwood by a huge beast of a Marine

 

[Phat Baz 68]

Lord Flash Heart to Black Adder..
hurry up Bladders or i'm going to decorate this wall with a new colour called hint of brain !!

 

[watsongooal]

I can't wait to see your fanny.

Danny dyer at his best. Football factory.

 

[Brovion]

Drill sergeant: "How tall are you?"
Recruit: "Sir, six foot two inches, sir."
Drill sergeant: "Six foot two? I didn't realise they stacked shit that high!"

(From Full Metal Jacket. Might have the actual height wrong)

 

[maltaseagull]

from the Godfather somthing along the lines of
"forgive my son, sometimes he speaks when he should listen"

 

[Fat Langers]

I can't wait to see your fanny.

Danny dyer at his best. Football factory.

Love that film!

Jesus! I was expecting a bowl of cornflakes and a quick wank...

 

[pasty]

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[Pat McCrotch]

 

[dandanthebrightonfan]

No one gives it to ya, you have to take it.
YouTube
YOU GOTTA LOVE JACK

 

[element]

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attacked ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

 

[element]

The liner Poseidon in The Poseidon Adventure

It's a liner, innit!

 

[miffy6]

"You calling me a Liar?" - "No, I'm calling you a Tosser"

 

[HovaGirl]

Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas any more. (Dorothy in The Wizard of Oz)

 

[HovaGirl]

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know. (Groucho Marx in Animal Crackers)

 

[HovaGirl]

Unfortunately there is one thing standing between me and that property: the rightful owners. (Hedley Lamarr in Blazing Saddles)