One For The Irish!

[Jake Manthorpe]

How many protestants does it take to change a light bulb? One there brilliaint. But how many catholics does it take to change a light bulb? One there brilliaint too! Hello, Please don't hurt me

 

[El Presidente]

Presumably if they're brilliant they can spell 'their' correctly instead of using 'there'.

 

[British Bulldog]

Presumably if they're brilliant they can spell 'their' correctly instead of using 'there'.

What is the obscession with spelling on here?

 

[Zed Seagull]

he spelt brilliant wrong too.

 

[dougdeep]

What is the obscession with spelling on here?

NO! It's too easy.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

What is the obscession with spelling on here?

What's an "obscession"?

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Sorry, dougdeep.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

And what's the connection with the Irish?

I'm baffled.

 

[British Bulldog]

What's an "obscession"?

It's like an obsession but spelt another way.

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

Presumably if they're brilliant they can spell 'their' correctly instead of using 'there'.

surely he meant "they are" as in "they're" ?? or am I being a numpty?

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

surely he meant "they are" as in "they're" ?? or am I being a numpty?

Yay for the crappy PCC! You're right!

 

[El Presidente]

surely he meant "they are" as in "they're" ?? or am I being a numpty?

You're indeed right! Just testing

 

[Jake Manthorpe]

How many protestants does it take to change a light bulb? One they're brilliant. But how many catholics does it take to change a light bulb? One they're brilliant too! Hello, Please don't hurt me


BETTER? sorry i didn't get a A in my GCSE's like the rest of you.

 

[Frutos]

How many protestants does it take to change a light bulb? One they're brilliant. But how many catholics does it take to change a light bulb? One they're brilliant too! Hello, Please don't hurt me


BETTER? sorry i didn't get a A in my GCSE's like the rest of you.

Grammatically correct I think, but still not funny.

 

[Herman the Tosser]

How many protestants does it take to change a light bulb? One they're brilliant. But how many catholics does it take to change a light bulb? One they're brilliant too! Hello, Please don't hurt me


BETTER? sorry i didn't get a A in my GCSE's like the rest of you.

Shite joke.

Having never met you I don't want to generalise but you are a f***ing cock.

 

[dougdeep]

Having never met you I don't want to generalise but you are a f***ing cock.

I think you are being very fair in your assumption.

 

[Jake Manthorpe]

Tbh, I Think Your All A Bunch Of Wankers And I Wouldn't Want To Meet You.

 

[defrocked priest]

negative 1 out of 10

worst joke ever.

 

[Fergus96]

Tbh, I Think Your All A Bunch Of Wankers And I Wouldn't Want To Meet You.

Well f*** off then and find some like minded people to share shite jokes with.

 

[Hercules Rockerfeller]

How many protestants does it take to change a light bulb? One they're brilliant. But how many catholics does it take to change a light bulb? One they're brilliant too! Hello, Please don't hurt me


BETTER? sorry i didn't get a A in my GCSE's like the rest of you.

Didn't get an A, not a A.