OMG [as the young folk say] - A Close Shave

[fire&skill]

Anyway, there we were watching 'Come Dine With Me' when an advert for holidays in Bournemouth came on. The wife says 'Did you see the tickets arrived?'

'No?' I replied, suddenly intrigued.

'Yeah - they're on the side'.

Up I jumped - looked on the side - no tickets.

Fifteen minutes later with an upturned wheelie-bin in the back garden, there they were, covered in the remnants of tonight's tea.

As I say - OMG.

That's all - thank you.

 

[mcshane in the 79th]

Lucky boy!

 

[Sheebo]

Lucky but if u'd rang the club and said they hadn't turned up they'd do u duplicates for sure

 

[Art Vs Science]

What was for tea?

 

[Monsieur Leclerc]

What was for tea?

Nothing too especial if there were remnants, no?

 

[empire]

tinned ravioli

 

[fire&skill]

What was for tea?

Pork chops, leeks in a cheese sauce, roasters and sprouts [undercooked]

Luckily, the envelope took the brunt of the post-grub-gubbins

 

[Art Vs Science]

Pork chops, leeks in a cheese sauce, roasters and sprouts [undercooked]

Luckily, the envelope took the brunt of the post-grub-gubbins

I knew you were not a Tinned Ravioli type. Good ticket saving skills Fire&Skill

 

[fire&skill]

I knew you were not a Tinned Ravioli type. Good ticket saving skills Fire&Skill

Thank you my friend; good to know somebody cares. Frankly, my wife's laissez faire attitude to the whole debacle left me feeling somewhat disappointed.

Then again, she does let me have sexual intercourse with her occasionally.

 

[Art Vs Science]

Is that before or after sprouts?

 

[fire&skill]

Usually after, the obvious aphrodisiac that they are

 

[skipper734]

Have you seen the price printed on them by Bournemouth. I appeared to have paid more to our ticket office. Who is trousering the difference?

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

You just cannot beat a good OMG!

 

[robinsonsgrin]

we will know who you are then matey...when the waft of the tickets meanders along the queue....
hm..can wafts meander?!

 

[Jimbo.GRFC]

Lucky boy!

I'd issue her a P45

 

[Jimbo.GRFC]

Thank you my friend; good to know somebody cares. Frankly, my wife's laissez faire attitude to the whole debacle left me feeling somewhat disappointed.

Then again, she does let me have sexual intercourse with her occasionally.

But how much, this really is an issue about your tickets, bunk ups are ten a penny (depending on your standards) LOL

 

[NMH]

People have been saying 'OMG' since like, 1982 or something.
So get 'with it', man, get with the groove, it's a happening.

 

[sydney]

leeks in cheese sauce.....good job we ain't got a roof innit...!!!