Old TV themes you (tragically) still remember all the words from

[Lady Whistledown]

Watch out
Cos here we come
It's been a while but
We're back in style
So get set
To have some fun
We'll bring you action
And satisfaction

We're the Chipmunks
C. H. I. P. M. U. N. K.
We're the Chipmunks
Guaranteed to brighten your day

When you, feel like a laugh
Give us a call we'll,
Give you our all
And if, you
Feel like a song
Tune into us and
Sing right along

We're the Chipmunks
Coming on stronger than ever before
We're the Chipmunks
Alvin, Simon, Theodore

Do, do
Do do do do
Do, do
Do do do do!

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

Fiddly foodle
Bim bam boodle oodle
Fiddly foodle
boodle bird

 

[hans kraay fan club]

He used to bring me roses
But that was yesterday
And that was on the outside
and things were different then.

On the inside the roses grow
They don't mind the stoney ground
But the sun and moon are prisoners too
when morning comes around.




Well you did say tragic.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Batman!
Dinner Dinner Dinner Dinner
Batman!

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

Watch out
Cos here we come
It's been a while but
We're back in style
So get set
To have some fun
We'll bring you action
And satisfaction

We're the Chipmunks
C. H. I. P. M. U. N. K.
We're the Chipmunks
Guaranteed to brighten your day

When you, feel like a laugh
Give us a call we'll,
Give you our all
And if, you
Feel like a song
Tune into us and
Sing right along

We're the Chipmunks
Coming on stronger than ever before
We're the Chipmunks
Alvin, Simon, Theodore

Do, do
Do do do do
Do, do
Do do do do!

Tunage

 

[Lady Whistledown]

He used to bring me roses
But that was yesterday
And that was on the outside
and things were different then.

On the inside the roses grow
They don't mind the stoney ground
But the sun and moon are prisoners too
when morning comes around.




Well you did say tragic.

What the hell is that??

 

[seagully]

We're the world's most fearsome fighting team
We're heroes in a halfshell and we're green
When the evil Shredder attacks
Those turtle dudes won't cut him no slack

Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles,
Teenage mutant hero turtles,
Heroes in a half shell..... Turtle Power!

 

[Deleted member 2719]

Like a streak of lightnin' flashing 'cross the sky
Like the swiftest arrow whizzing from a bow
Like a mighty cannonball he seems to fly
You'll hear about him everywhere you go
The time will come when everyone will know
The name of.....Champion the wonder horse

Champion the wonder horse

 

[hans kraay fan club]

What the hell is that??

Prisoner Cell Block H

 

[Charles 'Charley' Charles]

Henerys
Henerys
You must know Henrys cat
You must of seen the movies
You must of read the book
He's a furry friendly feline
So take a second look
He knows too much about nothing
And not to much about that
So if you know someone who knows what he knows
Then you must know Henrys cat
MEOW

 

[Charles 'Charley' Charles]

Prisoner Cell Block H

What a classic http://www.prisoner-cellblockh.co.uk/oti.html

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

http://80scartoonscontent.co.uk/sounds/alvin.mp3

http://www.80scartoons.co.uk/

A personal favourite:

Charlie Chalk, Charlie Chalk
Has a funny way of walking
And a wacky way of chalking,
Charlie Chalk, oh Charlie Chalk

Charlie Chalk, Charlie Chalk
He can get you out of trouble,
He can teach you how to juggle
That’s Charlie Chalk, yeah Charlie Chalk,
He rowed a boat to see one day
To do some sleeping and some fishing,
When he awoke he saw an island,
Was he dreaming or just wishing?

Charlie Chalk, Charlie Chalk
Has a funny way of walking
And a wacky way of chalking,
Charlie Chalk, oh Charlie Chalk
Charlie Chalk, Charlie Chalk

 

[Hampden Park]

sally and jake and mother and father and
nanny, grandad, sly the cat and harry too
they all live in a town called dimbledon
where there's always lots of things to do

 

[tinx]

Well, I'm not the kind to kiss and tell,
But I've been seen with Farrah.
I'm never seen with anything less than a nine, so fine.

I've been on fire with Sally Field,
Gone fast with a girl named Bo,
But somehow they just don't end up as mine.

It's a death defyin' life I lead,
I take my chances.
I die for a livin' in the movies and TV.
But the hardest thing I ever do
Is watch my leadin' ladies
Kiss some other guy while I'm bandagin' my knee.

I might fall from a tall building,
I might roll a brand new car.
'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that made Redford such a star.

I never spend much time in school
But I taught ladies plenty.
It's true I hire my body out for pay, Hey Hey.

I've gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs,
Blown up for Raquel Welch.
But when I end up in the hay it's only hay, Hey Hey.

I might jump an open drawbridge,
Or Tarzan from a vine.
'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that makes Eastwood look so fine.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

We Love Muffin'
Muffin' The Mule



(legal note: smiley may not depict actual mule)

 

[Charles 'Charley' Charles]

Well, I'm not the kind to kiss and tell,
But I've been seen with Farrah.
I'm never seen with anything less than a nine, so fine.

I've been on fire with Sally Field,
Gone fast with a girl named Bo,
But somehow they just don't end up as mine.

It's a death defyin' life I lead,
I take my chances.
I die for a livin' in the movies and TV.
But the hardest thing I ever do
Is watch my leadin' ladies
Kiss some other guy while I'm bandagin' my knee.

I might fall from a tall building,
I might roll a brand new car.
'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that made Redford such a star.

I never spend much time in school
But I taught ladies plenty.
It's true I hire my body out for pay, Hey Hey.

I've gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs,
Blown up for Raquel Welch.
But when I end up in the hay it's only hay, Hey Hey.

I might jump an open drawbridge,
Or Tarzan from a vine.
'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that makes Eastwood look so fine.

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

Fogg, I'm the one who made the bet and I know we'll be exactly right on time
Fogg is my name and I could play with my life in many ways - that's what they say
Here I am Rigadon, I’m-a Tico - d'mascota

It’s my turn - the gentle touch of Romy - they love me so much

Hey now the story must go on ‘cause a lot of time has gone we must be ready to go away

CHORUS:

80 days around the world
We'll find a pot of gold just sitting where the rainbow's ending
Time - we'll fight against the time
And we'll fly on the white wings of the wind
80 days around the world
No we won't say a word before the ship is really back
Round, round, all around the world
Round, all around the world, round, all around the world, round, all around the world,

Look there's a lion over there
Let’s forget about our fears, we must be ready.

You Rigadon you have to save Romy's life as soon as daylight will arrive.
Tiko can bring us some luck we'll find around the world,
Romy now, that you’re with us you'll be the angel of the team.

Hey now they story must go on ‘cause a lot of time has gone, we must be ready to go away.
CHORUS


Fogg, I'm the one who made the bet and I know we'll be exactly right on time
Fogg is my name and I could play with my life in many ways - that's what they say
Here I am Rigadon, I’m-a Tico - d'mascota

It’s my turn - the gentle touch of Romy - they love me so much

Hey now the story must go on ‘cause a lot of time has gone we must be ready to go away
CHORUS


Look there's a lion over there
Let’s forget about our fears, we must be ready.

You Rigadon you have to save Romy's life as soon as daylight will arrive.
Tiko can bring us some luck we'll find around the world,
Romy now, that you’re with us you'll be the angel of the team.

Hey now they story must go on ‘cause a lot of time has gone,

We must be ready to go away
CHORUS

 

[Lady Whistledown]

You know we belong together
You and I forever and ever
No matter where you are
You're my guiding star
And from the very first moment I saw you
I never felt such emotion
I'm walking on air
Just to know (just to know)
You are there

Hold me in your arms
Don't let me go
I want to stay forever
Closer each day
Home and Away

 

[tinx]

Just the good ol' boys,
Never meanin' no harm,
Beats all you've ever saw, been in trouble with the law since the day they was born.

Straight'nin' the curve,
Flat'nin' the hills.
Someday the moutain might get 'em, but the law never will.

Makin' their way,
The only way they know how,
That's just a little bit more than the law will allow.

Just good ol' boys,
Wouldn't change if they could,
Fightin' the system like a true modern day Robin Hood.

 

[Charles 'Charley' Charles]

ONE FOR ALL AND ALL FOR ONE,
MUSKERHOUNDS ARE ALWAYS READY.
ONE FOR ALL AND ALL FOR ONE,
HELPING EVERYBODY.
ONE FOR ALL AND ALL FOR ONE,
IT'S A PRETTY STORY
SHARING EVERYTHING THAT'S FUN,
THAT'S THE WAY TO BE.
DABA-DAB, DABA-DAB!
THEY CROSS THEIR HEARTS AND PRAY,
DABA-DAB, DABA-DAB!
THEY CROSS THEIR SWORDS NIGHT AND DAY,
DABA-DAB, DABA-DAB!
THEY HAVE A BEER AND SWEAR THEY'RE
FAITHFUL TO THE KING.


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