Like many of us I live in one of God's waiting rooms.
But I think the phrase of the day is:-
'There all out today'.
I watched an old fella, trying to park his little Peaugot in a large disabled parking space, all he was doing was driving straight in.
He was successful on the 4th attempt. But on the 3rd attempt he drove straight through the bay, a full car lengths on the grass verge, heading into the doctors.
Unsurprisingly his car had a fair few dents on it.
Then the old biddy, in front of me, at Woolworths, decided, after taking an age to find £5, that she had the 69p.
A further 5 minutes (slight exageration) passes until she comes up 5p short. So she has the full change & is eventually on her way, after stopping to chat further to the till girl.
And I bet they both smelt of cabbage and wee-wee.
But I think the phrase of the day is:-
'There all out today'.
I watched an old fella, trying to park his little Peaugot in a large disabled parking space, all he was doing was driving straight in.
He was successful on the 4th attempt. But on the 3rd attempt he drove straight through the bay, a full car lengths on the grass verge, heading into the doctors.
Unsurprisingly his car had a fair few dents on it.
Then the old biddy, in front of me, at Woolworths, decided, after taking an age to find £5, that she had the 69p.
A further 5 minutes (slight exageration) passes until she comes up 5p short. So she has the full change & is eventually on her way, after stopping to chat further to the till girl.
And I bet they both smelt of cabbage and wee-wee.