Old North Stand Songs you don't hear any more

[Pretty pink fairy]

bravado? I was thinking that.

wannabe ?

 

[Wilko]

Haha, do you really think my avatar is serious? Only one thing worse than football violence and that is PRETEND football violence. Pwoper norty

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

Haha, do you really think my avatar is serious? Only one thing worse than football violence and that is PRETEND football violence. Pwoper norty

is there such a thing ?

 

[Wilko]

is there such a thing ?

Yes, people that sing about football violence, watch green street but have not had a fight since they were 5 in a playground. Those that go round saying it 'all kicked off at London Bridge' when it quite clearly didn't or that they 'ran 100 palace' when they mean they may have shouted one comment at a scarfer as they drove past him at 60mph.

Most blokes in a stone island jumper who pretend to like football violence have an IQ of about 60, a secret homosexual desire and have never pulled a bird that doesn't wear a sovereign ring and drinks diamond white.

 

[Superphil]

Surely?

Nope, I am 99% certain it was Lump

 

[Ringmer Seagull]

I`m not going to post all the words but those of a certain age will remember:

Old Macdonald had a farm
Ee Aye, Ee Aye, Oh
And on that farm he had some pigs....

Hello, Hello, we are the Brighton boys.......and if you are a Palace fan surrender or you`ll die coz we all follow the Albion

The second one is , just occasionally, still sung.

 

[hola gus]

one bannana two bannana 3 bannana 4 bannana na na na na na na na na na na na. My favourite. Think it had to end when big Darren Moore had that fight with Ian Baird!!!!!

 

[hart's shirt]

Johnny Crumplin - Football Genius (clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap)

 

[The-Libertine]

Knees up Mother Brown

Knees up mother brown
Knees up mother brown
Top of the table you must go
E-i-e-i-e-i-o
When we get promoted
This is what we'll sing
We are Brighton
We are Brighton
Barry Lloyd is king!

Lots of variations to the words - about catching Mother Brown bending and stuff - but always accompanied by lots of bouncing and pushing people down the terrace! Often very popular if police were making their way along the front of the North stand. Not quite the same in an all seater stadium.

 

[The Sock of Poskett]

(To the tune of Lord of the Dance):
Sing then wherever you may be
We are the lads of Brighton FC
And we'll lead you all wherever you may be
And we'll lead you all to victory

(To the tune of When the saints go marching in):
O when the stripes (O when the stripes)
Go marchin' in (go marchin' in)
O when the stripes go marchin' in
I wanna be in that number
O when the stripes go marchin' in
(Repeat)

(To the tune of Amazing Grace):
Brighton, Brighton, Brighton, Brighton
Brighton, Brighton, Brighton!
Brighton, Brighton, Brighton, Brighton
Brighton, Brighton, Brighton

(Used to sing that last one to Sully as well)

 

[Return of the Rev]

a g a g r a g r o agro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

Attack ... attack ... attack, attack, attack (Had two meanings I guess?)

 

[Peter Grummit]

The Palace came in one by one hurrah! hurrah!
The Palace came in one by one hurrah! hurrah!
The Palace came in one by one.
And one by one
They all got done

We all hate Leeds
and Leeds and Leeds
Leeds and Leeds and Leeds and Leeds
Leeds and Leeds
Leeds and Leeds
We all fookin hate Leeds!

PG

 

[bristolseagull]

The football league, is upside down......

 

[Gilliver's Travels]

No need for Superphil's sneering facepalms at Granny Weatherwax's "Your going home in a Sussex Ambulance"..

Dave just failed to finish the line. "Your going home in a Sussex Ambulance is absolutely guaranteed, my fine fellow." is grammatically faultless.

 

[smudge]

One that made me laugh, even as a young un I thought it sounded a bit daft.
"1,2,3,4,5 if you wanna stay alive, keep out the North Stand, keep out the North Stand.

The BRA song, "Brighton Republican Army".

The Fred Binney song, "SuperFred, SuperFred".

Willie Irvine song, ""We've got Willie Willie Willie Willie Irvine on the Wing, On the Wing".

Peter O Sullivan, "Sully, Sully, etc".

An old song for Palace games.

"As I walked down the Holmesdale Rd, all alone, all alone,
I saw Dario Gradi sitting on a wall, all alone, all alone,
I said to him what's up my friend?
He said the Palace Run again.
Singing singing Brighton are the champions, etc."

 

[salty seagull]

Haha, do you really think my avatar is serious? Only one thing worse than football violence and that is PRETEND football violence. Pwoper norty

Oh Wilko is a tosser
wilko is a twat
so come on you f***ing hypocrite
what do you think of that!

I think this was an old north stand chant and if it wasn`t it should have been.I don`t pretend either.

 

[sams dad]

His name is Kenny Beamish*, he's the leader of our team
The finest centre forward that the world has ever seen
You always can rely on him to score a vital goal
And as for Ted McDougall** you can stick him up your hole
La la la la, la la la laa la

* Insert name of current striker
** Insert name of opposition striker

 

[Guy Fawkes]

f*** 'em all,
f*** 'en all,
United, West Ham Liverpool,
'Cos we come from, Brighton and we are the best,
We come from Brighton so f*** all the rest!


In fair Brighton city,
Where the girls are so pretty,
I first set my eyes on sweet Molly Malone,
As she wheeled her wheelbarra'
Through the streets broad and narra'
Crying: *Clap, clap, clap-clap-clap, clap clap clap clap* Brighton!


Note that all the songs on this thread are ONLY A FEW LINES LONG. So many of you who've tried to come up with new ones have done multiple verses and choruses. All those of you who on the 'new song' threads have come up with any offerings bigger than about eight lines max can consider yourselves BRAINLESS WANKERS. You have not been charged for this analysis.

Yeah your right cos we've never had any longer songs than that

Number 1 was Peter Ward
Number 2 was Peter Ward
Number 3 was Peter Ward
Number 4 was Peter Ward
Number 5 was Peter Ward
Number 6 was Peter Ward
Number 7 was Peter Ward
Number 8 was Peter Ward
Number 9 was Peter Ward
Number 10 was Peter Ward
Number 11 was Peter Ward
Number 12 was Peter Ward

We all live in a Wardy wonderland
A Wardy wonderland, a Wardy wonderland
etc...

 

[raymondbriggs]

Who do you think you are kidding Gordon Jago (Millwall manager)
If you think you're going up.
we are the boys who will stop your little game
we are the boys who will make you think again
SOO who do you think you are kidding.....

And it's high ho silver lining
every way we go now baby
I see your boots a shining
and the razor in your Cromby lining.

We are Evil,we are evil

(to the female plod and St johns ambulance girls old enough, walking round the pitch)
Get your tits out,get your tits out.
Get your tits out for the boys,get your tits out for the boys.

It's time for you to run
it's time for you to run
It's time for you
It's time for you
It's time for you to run.