Old chant lyrics

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

In 1983 we went to Wembley
To play Man United and make history
Robbo was through, but he passed it to Smith
The stupid Scotch bastard was pissed and he missed

And it's Brighton Hove Albion
Brighton Hove Albion FC
We're by far the greatest team
The world has ever seen

This was sung in WSU on Saturday. It's a good un.

 

[Lindfield by the Pond]

Might be able to help me with finishing this one off as i have forgotten it all:-
When the ball hits the net like a f***ing rocket,
That's Zamora,
Its not shearer or Cole, It's not *blank* or *blank*,
Its Zamora!

 

[The Peanut Roaster]

go left go right pick up a STICK go left go right go left, not steps haha

I sung steps too.

Never understood it anyway

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Might be able to help me with finishing this one off as i have forgotten it all:-
When the ball hits the net like a f***ing rocket,
That's Zamora,
Its not shearer or Cole, It's not *blank* or *blank*,
Its Zamora!

there were numerous "extra" verses, but the one you're thinking of is "when the ball's in the goal it's not shearer or cole"

 

[wallyback]

Hit him on the head
Hit him on the head
Hit him on the head with a baseball bat, oh yeah

Loved this one! Good old Ramones!

 

[LukeOwen]

Crispies do the rap.

Crispies, crispies do the rap

Dad told me about this , can Crispies still do it?

 

[The Peanut Roaster]

Might be able to help me with finishing this one off as i have forgotten it all:-
When the ball hits the net like a f***ing rocket,
That's Zamora,
Its not shearer or Cole, It's not *blank* or *blank*,
Its Zamora!

The clean version started :

When the ball hits the net like a French exocet,
That's Zamora.

 

[R. Slicker]

Referee, referee, your old lady is a hore ssssssss
Your old lady is a horse

 

[Lindfield by the Pond]

there were numerous "extra" verses, but the one you're thinking of is "when the ball's in the goal it's not shearer or cole"

Thanks Tl

 

[The Peanut Roaster]

You're going home in a County ambulance.

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Hit him on the head
Hit him on the head
Hit him on the head with a baseball bat, oh yeah

Hit him on the head
Hit him on the head
Hit him on the head with a garden shed...

 

[generation x]

Come tiptoe through the North Stand, with your boots on, get your head kicked in, come tiptoe through the North Stand with me.

 

[The Sock of Poskett]

Brighton, Brighton, give us a goal - Brighton, give us a goal ...

Come on you stripes ...

It was also good to hear The Great Escape again on Saturday, even if it didn't really have any relevance to the state of the game. Should have been Blackpool's song at the end, in fact

 

[Devon Seagull]

Father Abraham had 7 sons, 7 sons had father Abraham..............can't really remember the rest. Anyone enlighten me?

 

[Devon Seagull]

He's only a poor little scouser
his face is all battered and torn
He made me feel sick
so I hit him with a brick
And now he dont sing anymore.

Or
in your Liverpool slums, in your Liverpool slums you look in the dustbin for something to eat you find a dead cat and you think it's a treat it in your Liverpool slums.

Not a old Albion chant but one I remember.

 

[willow147]

He's only a poor little scouser
his face is all battered and torn
He made me feel sick
so I hit him with a brick
And now he dont sing anymore.

Go left , go right
Got left , go right, go pick up the steps.
Go left right left right left.
Anyone else remember this one ?

These take me back a bit, forgot all about them.

Really starting to feel quite old now.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Or
in your Liverpool slums, in your Liverpool slums you look in the dustbin for something to eat you find a dead cat and you think it's a treat it in your Liverpool slums.

Not a old Albion chant but one I remember.

We sung a slightly different version in the North Stand during the 1970's - "In your northern slums , in your northern slums , you look in the dustbin for something to eat you find a dead cat and you think its a treat in your northern slums."

Also when an opposition player was down injured or being treated by their physio - "Bring on the dustbins" followed by a slow hand clap which got faster and faster.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

These take me back a bit, forgot all about them.

"Go left , go left , go left , right , left" was from the mid 70's and first tried out in the North Stand at a pre season friendly.

 

[R. Slicker]

You only sing when you're fishing. (sung to Grimsby fans)

 

[Billy Seagull]

We sung a slightly different version in the North Stand during the 1970's - "In your northern slums , in your northern slums , you look in the dustbin for something to eat you find a dead cat and you think its a treat in your northern slums."

Also when an opposition player was down injured or being treated by their physio - "Bring on the dustbins" followed by a slow hand clap which got faster and faster.

Followed by "You're goin home in a Sussex ambulance" when said player was carried off...now we have to clap them in the politically correct world we live in now