Old Brighton Songs

[Publius Ovidius]

My turn to be pedantic, but we used to sing;

Bertie Mee said to Bill Shankly
Have you heard of the North Bank Highbury?
Shanks said no I don't think so
But I've heard of the Brighton, North Stand!

But that doesnt make any sense or rhyme.......


....must be one of Kryspies' efforts

 

[Hiney]

There used to be a couple of Old Gits who stood in front of me at the Goldstone that revelled in singing a song about a 1 legged butterfly?
Anyone have any idea what i'm talking about?

No, but I think it came from the same Zoo that supplied the knock-kneed chicken and the bow-legged hen

 

[On the Left Wing]

No, but I think it came from the same Zoo that supplied the knock-kneed chicken and the bow-legged hen

and the crippled Spider Mellor

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

we have fits of mental violence.

to the tune of

you're going home in a sussex ambulance.

 

[The Keeper]

Who threw the pie, That hit me in the eye?

Cant remember the rest

 

[Starry]

But that doesnt make any sense or rhyme.......


....must be one of Kryspies' efforts

I know it as

Don Revie said to Bertie Mee
Have you head of the North Bank Highbury
Don said no, I don't think so
But I've heard of the Gelderd (Brighton/whoever) Aggro
Na na na na na na na.....

 

[The Keeper]

The palace sing
I dont know why?
Cos after the game
They're gonna die!

 

[Hiney]

WE ARE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL

 

[Big Rob]

HAVE YOU SEEN THE MUPPET IT SHOW? ITS ON AT SELHURST PARK YOU KNOW, GO LEFT GO LEFT, GO LEFT RIGHT LEFT, GO LEFT GO RIGHT GO PICK UP A STICK GO LEFT GO RIGHT GO LEFT.

 

[Big Rob]

IF I HAD THE WINGS OF A SEAGULL, IF I HAD THE ARSE OF A CROW, ID FLY OVER SELHURST TOMORROW AND SHIT ON THE BASTARDS BELOW, BELOW,

 

[3gulls]

HAVE YOU SEEN THE MUPPET IT SHOW? ITS ON AT SELHURST PARK YOU KNOW, GO LEFT GO LEFT, GO LEFT RIGHT LEFT, GO LEFT GO RIGHT GO PICK UP A STICK GO LEFT GO RIGHT GO LEFT.

I saw the blue lights flashings then, (repeat), when old bill knicked the onion men, (repeat), go left go left .... etc

 

[Publius Ovidius]

HAVE YOU SEEN THE MUPPET IT SHOW? ITS ON AT SELHURST PARK YOU KNOW, GO LEFT GO LEFT, GO LEFT RIGHT LEFT, GO LEFT GO RIGHT GO PICK UP A STICK GO LEFT GO RIGHT GO LEFT.

go left go left....etc etc

he shot he scored
It must be our peter ward

Go left go left etc

 

[Publius Ovidius]

Anyone remember....

Various versions to My Ding a ling by Chuck Berry

When I was
a little little boy
my grandmother bought me a cute little toy
palace fans hanging on a string
she told me to kick their f****** heads in

 

[3gulls]

My old man
said be a Brighton fan
and don't dilly-dally on the way
we took the Luton in half a minute
went down to Fratton Park and walked right in it
with bottles, and spanners
carving knives, and hammers
we taught the bastards how to fight fight fight.

 

[3gulls]

Anyone remember....

Various versions to My Ding a ling by Chuck Berry

When I was
a little little boy
my grandmother bought me a cute little toy
palace fans hanging on a string
she told me to kick their f****** heads in

It's TWO Palace fans!

 

[3gulls]

There is only one fatty-ginger
one fatty ginger etc.

to a fat Sunderland fan (unsurprisingly with ginger hair )

 

[Publius Ovidius]

knees up brighton town
knees up brighton town
top of the table you must go
eieieio
if we get promotion
this is what we'll sing
we are the champions
we are the champions
Alan Mullery's kings

 

[3gulls]

Alan Mullery's blue and white army
we're not just mad we're f***ing barmy
.....

 

[Publius Ovidius]

she wore, she wore , she wore a yellow ribbon
she wore a yellow ribbon in the merry month of may
and when, I asked her, why she wore that ribbon,
she said I come from Brighton and hove albion and were going to wemberleeeeeee
wemberleeeeeee
wemberleeeeeee
Were the famous Brighton and Hove Albion
and were going to wemberlee.......

 

[3gulls]

she wore, she wore , she wore a yellow ribbon
she wore a yellow ribbon in the merry month of may
and when, I asked her, why she wore that ribbon,
she said I come from Brighton and hove albion and were going to wemberleeeeeee
wemberleeeeeee
wemberleeeeeee
Were the famous Brighton and Hove Albion
and were going to wemberlee.......

Or on the graet day:-

... she said its for the Brighton boys at Wemberly today!