Old Brand Names & Slogans(Nostalgia)

[pasty]

For mash get Smash.

Smash Ad

 

[Tubby Mondays]

Watch out theres a Humphrey about!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

A Mars a day helps you work, rest and develop chronic obesity

 

[pasty]

Q. What should you never eat whilst sitting on the toilet?

A. A Marathon, because it keeps you going, going, going.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Those old adverts were RUBBISH.



People never drank Guinness because of the advertising. They drank Guinness because Guinness is good for you.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Will it be chips or jacket spuds,
Will it be salad or fro-o-zen peas?
Will it be mushrooms?
Fried onion rings?
You'll have to wait and see!
Birds Eye introduce Steakhouse Grills — pure ground beef that you cook like a steak and serve like a steak. What will you give your old man with his Steakhouse Grill?
Hope it's chips, it's chips
We ho-o-pe it's chips, it's chips.
Birds Eye Steakhouse Grills — now in lamb as well as beef!

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

My tummy says it's time for tea
So let's down tools for Dairylea!
There's enough for him — and me! and me!
A taste of the country!
I like the taste of butter — I like the taste of cheese —
I like the taste of milk ...

They're all in Dairylea!

Straight from the tub — all mums have found —
There's so much more to spread around!
It tastes just great — it's good for you,
A taste of the country!

Kraft Dairylea — kids will eat it till the cows come home!

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

You'll never put a better bit of butter on your knife - Country Life Butter.

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

Miss Jones will you take a message please....

*lights pipe*

*puff*

Dear, ......er

*puff puff*

......

*mentally undresses Miss Jones while puffing on pipe*


VO: Aaah, that Condor feeling...

 

[Grendel]

Smoke Craven "A" - will not affect your throat.

 

[Parson Henry]

Mackeson

It looks good, it tastes good and by golly it is good.

 

[Dave the OAP]

1001 Dry Foam
.......for only half a crown

cant remember the rest...but I remember the half a crown bit

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

There's ORANGEY!

 

[Parson Henry]

Double Daimond works wonders works wonders

 

[Dave the OAP]

I 'm a secret , secret lemonade drinker
R Whites
R Whites
.......something something something ...but its one of those nights
R whites
R Whites
R Whites lemonaaaaaaaade

 

[pasty]

.......something something something ...

......I've been trying to give up......

 

[Dave the OAP]

Peter Wyngard smells!!!!

Great........with the great smell of Brut


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Anyone rememebr the Lamb's Navy Rum women

 

[The Wookiee]

TRIOO! TRIIIIIIIOOOO!! I want a trio and I want one now!

 

[wallington seagull]

1001 cleans a big big carpet for less than half a crown

You'll wonder where the yellow went when you brush your teeth with pepsident (still available abroad)

 

[The Wookiee]

"Weebles Wobble But they Don't Fall Down!"