Old Brand Names & Slogans(Nostalgia)

[Parson Henry]

John Collier (The Window to Watch)

Whitbreads Trophy Bitter (The pint that think's its a quart)

Valderma

Trebor Mints (taste a minty bit longer)

 

[pasty]

Murray mints
Murray mints
To good to hurry mints

Double diamond works wonders works wonders

Texan - When a mans gotta chew, what a mans gotta chew

 

[Bluejuice]

DD is K9P

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

Opal Fruits... made to make your mouth water.

 

[Shirty]

Trebor Mints (taste a minty bit longer)

Stick 'em up your bum and they last a bit longer..... sorry

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

Old Spice - The mark of a man.

Denim - For men that don't have to try too hard.

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

Way down deep in the middle of the Congo,
a hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango.
He stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty tango.
The rhino said, "I know, we'll call it Um Bongo", Um Bongo, Um Bongo, They drink it in the Congo.

The python picked the passion fruit, the marmoset the mandarin. The parrot painted packets that the whole caboodle landed in.
So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle, They all prefer the sunny funny one they call Um Bongo!

 

[Tubby Mondays]

What was the Whitbread Best one that went on about 'be it straight glass or jar, whitbreads the best best by far'?

 

[Tubby Mondays]

Harp stay sharp to the bottom of the glass

 

[Tubby Mondays]

Heineken reaches the parts other beers cant reach.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

'Lucozade Aids Recovery'

Strangely they don't use that one anymore

 

[Tubby Mondays]

For great lager follow the bear.

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

For great lager, follow the bear - Hoffmiester

 

[The Large One]

Guinness - Relief for the Guin-less

Beanz Meanz Heinz

Homepride - Because graded grains means finer flour

 

[Brovion]

(Sung)
"They, asked me how I knew,
It was Esso Blue!
I of course replied,
With lower grades one buys
Smoke gets in your eyes."

(Spoken)
"And that means smut. This smut could be in your home. But Esso Blue's British Standard, it's a non-smoker."

(Sung)
"Bom bom bom bom - Esso Blue!"

Edit for the youngster: Esso Blue was a paraffin used in domestic paraffin heaters in the days before central heating.

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

For mash get Smash.

 

[Tubby Mondays]

Brut 33 on the 25th

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

Will it be chips or jacket spuds,
Will it be salad or fro-o-zen peas?
Will it be mushrooms?
Fried onion rings?
You'll have to wait and see!
Birds Eye introduce Steakhouse Grills — pure ground beef that you cook like a steak and serve like a steak. What will you give your old man with his Steakhouse Grill?
Hope it's chips, it's chips
We ho-o-pe it's chips, it's chips.
Birds Eye Steakhouse Grills — now in lamb as well as beef!

 

[Tubby Mondays]

Menstruals melt in your mouth not in your hand

 

[Tubby Mondays]

A Mars a day helps you work, rest and play