Okay, which avatars...

[Les Biehn]

I am a man with needs. I am no longer getting any action and need to take every opportunity I can.

 

[Parson Henry]

I am a man with needs. I am no longer getting any action and need to take every opportunity I can.

leslie..that sounds like the lyrics of a modern day toon!!

 

[Publius Ovidius]

Its funny Dave - next time he comes to town you got to go see him - I love ventriloquists and he's FANTASTIC... Pasty, Zef and I love them and we'll have to drag you along!!

deffo

 

[Bry Nylon]

Are you sure it's coffee?

MoH, we all know that to unwind after a day at work you enjoy nothing more than being pleasured by a hearing dog's tongue. But please don't tarnish our minds with your fantasies of Hector knocking one out. I can barely bring myself to look at him now...

 

[Man of Harveys]

Its funny Dave - next time he comes to town you got to go see him - I love ventriloquists and he's FANTASTIC... Pasty, Zef and I love them and we'll have to drag you along!!

Is he a bloke I saw on telly, so, without giving it away, something quite astonishing and scary happens with one of the puppets at the end?

 

[Publius Ovidius]

Is he a bloke I saw on telly, so, without giving it away, something quite astonishing and scary happens with one of the puppets at the end?

"runs and hides behind the sofa"

 

[Man of Harveys]

"runs and hides behind the sofa"

If it's him, he's incredible! Absolutely brilliant - I'd go and see him too.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

You dirty buggers. All of you!

 

[Parson Henry]

You dirty buggers. All of you!

You big stud you!!

 

[Trufflehound]

You dirty buggers. All of you!

Les poses with MoH:

 

[Bry Nylon]

Is that Les on the left? Bet there isn't a bottom in his pocket....

 

[Les Biehn]

Is that Les on the left? Bet there isn't a bottom in his pocket....

Nothing wrong with a bit of pocket billiards.

 

[Scoffers]

The minge munching smiley has to be the best surely!

 

[Man of Harveys]

Les poses with MoH:

Do you like my TITFLAPS pockets? And my shiny HELMET? Do you?

 

[Les Biehn]

Do you like my TITFLAPS pockets? And my shiny HELMET? Do you?

Only when I am ripping them off in the heat of passion.

 

[5 past Kuipers]

Commander's ava is my favourite.

 

[Les Biehn]

leslie..that sounds like the lyrics of a modern day toon!!

Cheers Pezza. It appears I have accidental lyrical talent. Although the poem I wrote in my sisters birthday card about her being a clam jouster was probably my finest hour,

 

[Bry Nylon]

Although the poem I wrote in my sisters birthday card about her being a clam jouster was probably my finest hour,

Yeah, you really know how to ruin a 6 year old's birthday party don't you?

 

[Les Biehn]

Yeah, you really know how to ruin a 6 year old's birthday party don't you?

It not my fault she has tendencies. I was trying to tell her it is ok to feed other girls ponies.

 

[pasty]

Is he a bloke I saw on telly, so, without giving it away, something quite astonishing and scary happens with one of the puppets at the end?

Yep - that's him. I normally don't like ventriloquist acts, but this guy is amazing.