OK ... Let's get smutty. First Caption Competition of the New Era

[crasher]

"This one's mine, I'm afraid Nick Clegg gets the other one".

 

[simonsimon]

When will we invite BORIS round for a threesome?

Give it 2 years at most.

 

[hart's shirt]

Britain goes bust.

 

[mistahclarke]

"Sam, how would you like to sleep with the most powerful man in the Country?"
"Oh no, just you are jumping in bed with Clegg darling"

 

[public school boy]

Oy David, does Sam take it up the Arse?

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

No time for NOOKIE I got THIRTEEN years of shite to sort out which was left by the previous government......oh I see we are supposed to be having yet MORE digs.

Let it go.

 

[robbie c]

I bet they took all the lightbulbs as well