"oi Milky, You Still Shagging That Bird?"- D Block Joke

[METALMICKY]

Any D Block regulars care to elaborate on what this joke is about?

The shout seems to be directed at a ginger haired chap who sits near me and is always greeted with much hilarity.

 

[Yorkie]

He was blushing.

(due to various circumstances last Saturday I was in Bozza's seat)

The said bloke was on the same row.

 

[METALMICKY]

He was blushing.

(due to various circumstances last Saturday I was in Bozza's seat)

The said bloke was on the same row.

I just wondered what the joke was about and no wonder he was blushing as last Sat he had some girl sitting with him rather than his usual mate.

 

[Turkey]

I dunno but it cracks me up every week!

 

[Easy 10]

He was blushing.

(due to various circumstances last Saturday I was in Bozza's seat)

The said bloke was on the same row.

I thought I saw you a few rows in front of me, Yorkie. Did a brief double-take, as I didn't think you were normally a D-blocker.

 

[Yorkie]

I thought I saw you a few rows in front of me, Yorkie. Did a brief double-take, as I didn't think you were normally a D-blocker.

I'm not. I'm an H blocker but because a friend finally managed to persuade his wife to come to a match. He had two tickets in entirely separate blocks so Ned & I agreed to sit separately as a one off so they had our seats.

She really enjoyed it (apart from being cold)

 

[(was)DBS]

i'am a regular d blocker, and it has been happening for at least 3 seasons now, always makes me smile and he only sits 2 rows behind me. the more people who start to say it the funnier it will get

 

[Papa Lazarou]

The funny thing this week was he actually had a young lady with him, which made the embarassment even greater. I don't think it was the 'bird' in question though.

Papa

 

[oneboot]

I may be able to shed some light on this one. I know the lads involved and shall do my best to find out. Incidentally Milky is a quality fella!

It may take a while as I play football with them on a Sunday evening.

 

[The Large One]

The bloke who shouted it is hilarious. Every home game at the same time - just after half time - he stands up and looks across to someone at least 30 seats away, and appears to talk to him in 'tic-tac' sign language. He then sits down again, no-one being convinced that he has actually said anything to anyone on any subject.

It is funny, though.

 

[berkshire seagull]

Strange fella

 

[oneboot]

I just got the low-down on the “oi Milky, You Still Shagging That Bird?"- D Block Joke

I know both blokes involved and went to Canada to play footie with them. Milky was getting a bit of a rather tasty lady and Dave was inquisitive to whether he was still seeing her. So he decided to ask him! Albeit from a little distance.

From what I know now it has become a bit of a tradition. Strangers now acknowledge Milky while entering and leaving the ground and it is a nice running joke for the lads.

I’ll be happy to get signed pictures of the guys if you like. Obviously there will be a nominal fee.

Recognise anyone here?

 

[The Large One]

The blond bloke with his finger up is the one who shouts it. Which one is Milky?

 

[oneboot]

the one on the far right. Top bloke!

 

[The Large One]

What, the apparition that makes itself known out of the side of a telescope?

BTW, is he still shagging that bird?

 

[oneboot]

Yep thats the one.

I'm not sure if Milky is still shagging the bird. Sorry.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Ned & I agreed to sit separately

Ah! That accounts for the shout of "Oi, Ned. Are you still shagging that bird?"

 

[Turkey]

I recognise them.

 

[Yorkie]

Ah! That accounts for the shout of "Oi, Ned. Are you still shagging that bird?"

 

[Ned]

Ah! That accounts for the shout of "Oi, Ned. Are you still shagging that bird?"

Not shagging Making love to