[Humour] Oh no there's a container ship wedged into the AMEX

[A1X]

Jose Mourinho's new tactics revealed?

 

[maffew]

"You're ship, and you know you are"

The referees a Tanker

 

[Tokyohands]

They'll get a stern talking to at half time.

 

[Jack Straw]

I had a go and got stuck. I couldn't fathom it out.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

You've done it now, Stat. PB will write you a stern email.

Harbour OUT

 

[Goldstone1976]

We should be able to contain the opposition with that, but only if the players don't wear their plimsolls.

 

[Billy the Fish]

Is that to scale? The article I read said the boat was 4 football pitches long! Journalistic license perhaps?

 

[schmunk]

Is that to scale?

OK, no need to carp on about it...

 

[studio150]

Newcastle fans proving yet again they are miles ahead of everyone else in the country, having sung aweigh the lads for years.

 

[Billy the Fish]

OK, no need to carp on about it...

Take a bow son, take a bow

 

[Stat Brother]

Harbour OUT

The clocks ticking - you're closing in on "minutes of fun".





They're free.

 

[Deleted member 2719]

“The referee’s an anchor.”

Take a bow, son.

This thread is all a bit half hitched, With jokes like these two, perhaps it time to dry dock as it's all getting a bit mooring now.

 

[Gazwag]

I can't container my excitement

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

The clocks ticking - you're closing in on "minutes of fun".





They're free.

Nowt to do with the game tho

 

[Stat Brother]

Well hello, are you pleased to see me or is that a container ship in your pocket

 

[Stat Brother]

Nowt to do with the game tho

All to do with the thread though.


Go on admit it, a few minutes not posting misery is fun.

 

[Giraffe]

Could be the end of park the bus strategy, now its PARK THE BOAT.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

All to do with the thread though.


Go on admit it, a few minutes not posting misery is fun.

How would I know?

 

[Boroseagull]

This one is fitting for Holy Week (Semana Santa) in Spain

 

[TugWilson]

Dan Burn left one of his boots on the pitch again