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Lady Whistledown

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Jul 7, 2003
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Have you looked in your slip ons for your D&R ticket?
 


SurreySeagulls

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Jul 9, 2003
2,463
Guildford
Once you have found your D&R tickets in your slip ons you can then use your shoe laces once you have found them and punch a hole in your D&R tickets and hand them from the nearest Christmas Tree as a type of decoration.
 






Digweeds Trousers

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May 17, 2004
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Tunbridge Wells
cant help SImster. Im too busy posting about the state of my garage - the doors slightly buckled and it makes a crunching noise when I'm trying to close it. I do completely believe that half of f***ing Sussex would be interested in that.

In fact - I've got a few hours - I think I will also write a dull shite blog- that should do the trick.
 


Fungus

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May 21, 2004
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Truro
Im too busy posting about the state of my garage - the doors slightly buckled and it makes a crunching noise when I'm trying to close it.

Have you checked that the car isn't in the way?
 


seagullsovergrimsby

#cpfctinpotclub
Aug 21, 2005
43,889
Crap Town
cant help SImster. Im too busy posting about the state of my garage - the doors slightly buckled and it makes a crunching noise when I'm trying to close it. I do completely believe that half of f***ing Sussex would be interested in that.

In fact - I've got a few hours - I think I will also write a dull shite blog- that should do the trick.
Ramming Timmy's head into the garage door for 10 minutes might unbuckle it. :thumbsup:
 






[QUO Im too busy posting about the state of my garage - the doors slightly buckled and it makes a crunching noise when I'm trying to close it.

.[/QUOTE]

I had the same problem,turned out to be one of my slip-ons(the brown ones) had got stuck in the mechanism.Hope this is of help.
 








dingodan

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Feb 16, 2011
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My cat needs somewhere to take a dump. This thread will do.





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Brovion

In my defence, I was left unsupervised.
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Jul 6, 2003
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Anyone got any idea of what I should do now?



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Who cares about your shoes? I'm just about to embark on an all-expenses-paid trip where I'll be visiting the Amazon jungle, the Himalayas, the plains of the Serengeti, all the capital cities of the world and end up by going on a first-class passenger trip to Mars and back by luxury space liner. Plus I'll sleeping with a different supermodel every night.

Just wondered if anyone else had done it?
 


fork me

I have changed this
Oct 22, 2003
2,138
Gate 3, Limassol, Cyprus
Who cares about your shoes? I'm just about to embark on an all-expenses-paid trip where I'll be visiting the Amazon jungle, the Himalayas, the plains of the Serengeti, all the capital cities of the world and end up by going on a first-class passenger trip to Mars and back by luxury space liner. Plus I'll sleeping with a different supermodel every night.

Just wondered if anyone else had done it?

Who hasn't?
That's SO last year...
 


Dick Knights Mumm

Take me Home Falmer Road
Jul 5, 2003
19,722
Hither and Thither
Who cares about your shoes? I'm just about to embark on an all-expenses-paid trip where I'll be visiting the Amazon jungle, the Himalayas, the plains of the Serengeti, all the capital cities of the world and end up by going on a first-class passenger trip to Mars and back by luxury space liner. Plus I'll sleeping with a different supermodel every night.

Just wondered if anyone else had done it?

All very interesting - but what is the weather like where you are ? And do you think the temperature will drop when the sun goes down ?
 


Iggle Piggle

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Sep 3, 2010
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Who cares about your shoes? I'm just about to embark on an all-expenses-paid trip where I'll be visiting the Amazon jungle, the Himalayas, the plains of the Serengeti, all the capital cities of the world and end up by going on a first-class passenger trip to Mars and back by luxury space liner. Plus I'll sleeping with a different supermodel every night.

Just wondered if anyone else had done it?

Sounds Great. Make sure you write a paint dryingly dull blog about it and link to it on here at EVERY available chance.
 


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