**** Official Match Thread - Burnley vs Brighton - Turf Moor - 3PM ****

[TSB]

From Burnley message board:

'Commentator says that Brighton puffs are spoiling the game...they are keep the ball and not letting us have a go!'

'what a horrible person Gus Poyet (i hope thats how you spell his name) is.'

'Puff injured. Poyetpuff throws wobbly.
Injured player to be subbed.'

'Puffs don't let you pass...they chop you down.'

etc etc

Do they mean POOF?! Inbreeding mandatory in Burnley.

 

[patchamalbion]

know loads of Burnley fans from one of our offices so hoping we can keep hold of this after last season.

if we do then 2 weeks off for the new players to train and some winnable games coming up-could really kick start our season

 

[El Turi]

From Burnley message board:

'Commentator says that Brighton puffs are spoiling the game...they are keep the ball and not letting us have a go!'

'what a horrible person Gus Poyet (i hope thats how you spell his name) is.'

'Puff injured. Poyetpuff throws wobbly.
Injured player to be subbed.'

'Puffs don't let you pass...they chop you down.'

etc etc

Not this puff thing again. It's not even the correct spelling of the homophobic term they are trying to use.

 

[Barn Door Billy]

From Burnley message board:

'Commentator says that Brighton puffs are spoiling the game...they are keep the ball and not letting us have a go!'

'what a horrible person Gus Poyet (i hope thats how you spell his name) is.'

'Puff injured. Poyetpuff throws wobbly.
Injured player to be subbed.'

'Puffs don't let you pass...they chop you down.'

etc etc

Pathetic isn't it. Are they all 5 years old?

 

[The Rivet]

Hehe turned off effects mic because the nasty Burnley fans.......shame I like hearing them pisssed off

 

[Mackenzie]

Do they mean POOF?! Inbreeding mandatory in Burnley.

I believe puff is a term of endearment in Burnley.

 

[TSB]

4-0 Derby

 

[glasfryn]

From Burnley message board:

'Commentator says that Brighton puffs are spoiling the game...they are keep the ball and not letting us have a go!'

'what a horrible person Gus Poyet (i hope thats how you spell his name) is.'

'Puff injured. Poyetpuff throws wobbly.
Injured player to be subbed.'

'Puffs don't let you pass...they chop you down.'

etc etc

they really are an uneducated bunch of homophobic nasties aren't they

 

[5mins-from-amex]

Cheese Puffs?

 

[Rugrat]

Any ideas on how many Albion made the trip?

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Not this puff thing again. It's not even the correct spelling of the homophobic term they are trying to use.

I guess it works with a Burnley accent, though.

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

Weve started well... crosses coming in.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

come on you super seagulls

Very much 'THIS'

 

[perseus]

You're the second person to say that. He set the goal up!

The Radio said Bridcutt to Greer to Macca. The BBC said Dicker with the assist though.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Not this puff thing again. It's not even the correct spelling of the homophobic term they are trying to use.

You have to say it with a northern accent. A poof is something you put your feet up on.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Not this puff thing again. It's not even the correct spelling of the homophobic term they are trying to use.

Up north , Sugar Puffs have an entirely different meaning.

 

[Langley]

I was angry last night. Good call - I'll tone it down.

You obviously know very little about Dean Hammond. REMOVE those offensive remarks about him from your posts. If not F O back to wycombe, we do not want your support.

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

Up north , Sugar Puffs have an entirely different meaning.

What about powder puffs?

 

[Phoenix Arrow]

From Burnley message board:

'Commentator says that Brighton puffs are spoiling the game...they are keep the ball and not letting us have a go!'

'what a horrible person Gus Poyet (i hope thats how you spell his name) is.'

'Puff injured. Poyetpuff throws wobbly.
Injured player to be subbed.'

'Puffs don't let you pass...they chop you down.'

etc etc

And they'll be fighting crime, trying to save the world,
Here they come just in time, the powerpuff girls.

I hate it when the manager tries to sub an injured player. The nerve Poyet has.

 

[pasty]

From Burnley message board:

'Commentator says that Brighton puffs are spoiling the game...they are keep the ball and not letting us have a go!'