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Dave the OAP

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
46,691
at home
Do you know my mate who is a copper was hauled before a diciplinary hearing as he said "nitty gritty" in a conversation. Seemly some black copper said "nitty gritty " is what the sailors used to call the slaves in the bows of ships when they were being transported.

Anyone wlse know that...No, neither did anyone in the force, however as this black copper had complained, he had to be investigated.

Unbeleivable

Has anyone said cockjuggling xxxxxxxxxxx
 






Scoffers

Well-known member
Jan 13, 2004
6,868
Burgess Hill
I always find f***ing knobjockey has the desired effect
 








Scoffers

Well-known member
Jan 13, 2004
6,868
Burgess Hill
also, when discussing the fairer sex, the term SKANKY works well, which in the urban dictionary translates to

"A dirty ho"

Used in situations such as the following:-

"Did you see that skanky bitch tryin to take my man?"

:clap2:
 




glasfryn

cleaning up cat sick
Nov 29, 2005
20,261
somewhere in Eastbourne
all extremely childish like the thread





but if I must and had to put down so little turd it would be


PALARSE SUPPORTER


NOW LETS KEEP IT FOOTBALL:flameboun
 


Stat Brother

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 11, 2003
73,888
West west west Sussex
Knobjockey always makes me laugh, but for reasons unknown, I never get round to using.
As general rule for me, any one of the following will surfice.

Piss drinking whore
Spazza
Retard
Fuckwit
 


Scoffers

Well-known member
Jan 13, 2004
6,868
Burgess Hill
Here is my source for such material

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=skanky

I particularly like the 5th reference to Skanky

"something or someone thats horrible, dirty or just f***ed up. "

like finding a pair of your old dirty underpants,
'uuuhhh, they're skanky!' "

Quality !
 




Wilka

Well-known member
Nov 18, 2003
3,699
Burgess Hill
I think your find "gaylord" wins this hands down! The highest playground insult by a mile and wins you any argument there and then.....

GAYLORDS!
 


Early Doors

Coach
Sep 15, 2003
817
Horsham
glasfryn said:
all extremely childish like the thread

FUCKTARD :salute:

:lolol: :lolol:

I started using 'knobcheese a while ago. My kids picked it up, and asked me what it meant. I said 'oh nothing' They innocently thought it was some kind of cheese, and used the term at school. In front of teachers! :blush:
Eventually my wife explained what it meant. They don't say it anymore! :lolol:
 


Scoffers

Well-known member
Jan 13, 2004
6,868
Burgess Hill
actually, when I was a kid, calling another kid a "lesbo" was the top insult you could use
 




Scoffers

Well-known member
Jan 13, 2004
6,868
Burgess Hill
Early Doors said:
FUCKTARD :salute:

:lolol: :lolol:

I started using 'knobcheese a while ago. My kids picked it up, and asked me what it meant. I said 'oh nothing' They innocently thought it was some kind of cheese, and used the term at school. In front of teachers! :blush:
Eventually my wife explained what it meant. They don't say it anymore! :lolol:

Fucktard is excellent

1. n: the state of being a f*** while at the same time illustrating the qualities of a mentally challenged personel, or, presently, a retard
2. n: one's innate ability to illustrate extreme dumbassness/bitchiness, even beyond the scopes of a normal f*** and/or retard
3. n: one who repeatedly and liberally uses the word "Doop" (see definition)Gee! That sure was a great game of monopoly, and... HOLY SHIT, LOOK AT THAT FUCKTARD
 










Shirty

Daring to Zlatan
_wilka_ said:
I think your find "gaylord" wins this hands down! The highest playground insult by a mile and wins you any argument there and then.....

GAYLORDS!

However the term "BENNY" seems to be lost forever, mores the pity. For the purposes of the thread however...

Gunga Din
Shitstabber
Wankchops
 




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