Ode To Leon

[TSB]

Talking about names from the past; Brighton Bird...whatever happened to her?

I know...

 

[The Timekeeper]

There is a short striker called Knight
who when not playing well gets uptight
He fell out with Mcghee, due to a tantrum or three
and got kicked off the coach for the night.

 

[Schrödinger's Toad]

Though thought of by some as a runt,
To many he's still worth a punt.
So alas, poor old Leon,
Looks like may now be gone,
All because his manager's a fat, useless, squealing, tactically inept xxxx

 

[itszamora]

Though thought of by some as a runt,
To many he's still worth a punt.
So alas, poor old Leon,
Looks like may now be gone,
All because his manager's a fat, useless, squealing, tactically inept xxxx

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Though thought of by some as a runt,
To many he's still worth a punt.
So alas, poor old Leon,
Looks like may now be gone,
All because his manager's a fat, useless, squealing, tactically inept xxxx

best one so far

 

[London Irish]

best one so far

If that really is the best you can do, we win

 

[Silent Bob]

There once was a man called Oirish,
Who everyone thought was a sanctimonious cunt.


Not a limerick as such, but I like it.

 

[London Irish]

There once was a man called Oirish,
Who everyone thought was a sanctimonious cunt.


Not a limerick as such, but I like it.

Now this is you telling me you really liked my limerick, yeah?

 

[Silent Bob]

I'd give it 6.41/10

 

[Goodfella]

There was a young striker called Knight,
Who scored goals that were outa sight,
But one day he was dropped,
And walked off and stropped,
And anyway, never had much height.