Ode To Leon

[B.W.]

Leon Knight, Leon Knight
Ain't got no height
But his appetite
When the goal's in sight
Is bigger than a camp site!...

I'll get me coat!...

 

[Legend]

Posh spice is a slapper
Her is really tight
And when she's Beckham
She thinks of Leon Knight

 

[BrightonBird]

Nice song about Posh. Some guy shouted it out at the Oldham match next to me. Tasteful it was too!

 

[Silent Bob]

 

[Stumpy Tim]

There was once a young child called Knight,
Who was a fans hero despite his height,
He once scored a few,
Too many tantrums he threw,
And now I couldn't give a shite

 

[London Irish]

There was an NSC'er called Silent Bob
Who wasted hours sucking Leon's knob
It mattered not a whit
That his hero was a shit
And CRAP at his goal-scoring job

 

[sir danny cullip]

There was once a young child called Knight,
Who was a fans hero despite his height,
He once scored a few,
Too many tantrums he threw,
And now I couldn't give a shite

love it

 

[Da Man Clay]

There was an NSC'er called Silent Bob
Who wasted hours sucking Leon's knob
It mattered not a whit
That his hero was a shit
And CRAP at his goal-scoring job

 

[Gwylan]

Talking about names from the past; Brighton Bird...whatever happened to her?

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

There was an NSC'er called Silent Bob
Who wasted hours sucking Leon's knob
It mattered not a whit
That his hero was a shit
And CRAP at his goal-scoring job

 

[Trigger]

There once was a man called Magoo,
His breath it stunk of poo,
He was crap at his job,
But LI sucked his knob,
The clown he aint got a clue.

 

[Man of Harveys]

An arrogant bad-tempered gnome
Has mouthed his way out of his home
His big head's comprised of
An ego the size of
The London Millenium Dome

 

[itszamora]

There was an NSC'er called Silent Bob
Who wasted hours sucking Leon's knob
It mattered not a whit
That his hero was a shit
And CRAP at his goal-scoring job

This is what I don't get, you say he's crap at his job of goalscoring - WELL I DON'T SEE ANYONE ELSE IN OUR TEAM DOING ANY BETTER!

 

[Billy the Fish]

This is what I don't get, you say he's crap at his job of goalscoring - WELL I DON'T SEE ANYONE ELSE IN OUR TEAM DOING ANY BETTER!

From what I can gather he wants his hero McCammon instead of Leon *snigger*

 

[Stumpy Tim]

This is what I don't get, you say he's crap at his job of goalscoring - WELL I DON'T SEE ANYONE ELSE IN OUR TEAM DOING ANY BETTER!

Well? He's still not doing his job. And the others aren't lippy gobshites

 

[London Irish]

This is what I don't get, you say he's crap at his job of goalscoring - WELL I DON'T SEE ANYONE ELSE IN OUR TEAM DOING ANY BETTER!

I don't think that one scans

 

[Silent Bob]

From what I can gather he wants his hero McCammon instead of Leon *snigger*

Cause he's got a bigger COCK innit.

 

[Albion Dan]

Leon knight
Leon Knight
Never known such a big gob shite
you used to score
but at a standard so poor
that even Chris Iwelumo has got more than four!

 

[Tooting Gull]

So, Farewell then Leon,
You thought your name should be up in Premiership neon,
But you couldn't score a Championship goal,
And became a lost soul,
Then you pissed off McGhoo,
And that was the end for you

A pint-sized EJ Thribb, age 23

 

[FalmerforAll!**]

An arrogant bad-tempered gnome
Has mouthed his way out of his home
His big head's comprised of
An ego the size of
The London Millenium Dome