O/T Thoughts that make you smile

[bhaexpress]

I am having a bit of a hard time recently but something occured to me that put a smirk on my face. The fit girls at my school are now 50 as well !

What thought makes you smile (apart from Palace going down) ?

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

That 3 of the bitches in my class at secondary school all have kids

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

a) That I don't live in Croydon

b) That I'm going to see British Sea Power tomorrow night

 

[Napper]

the fittest bird at work wants a bit of me , everyones been trying there arse off as well

been snoggin / gropping in the store room + no one knows

 

[CHAPPERS]

Scoring with bitches.

 

[Parson Henry]

1. That I don't live near Pevensey

2. That my kids are great

 

[Bigtomfu]

1) That to compensate for a ruptured cartilage i had physiotherapy today with a really attractive physio straight out of uni who had cute glasses to look at me over the top of and had a really cute and slight lisp......


what you want more

 

[Braders]

what a night.

 

[ditchy]

the fittest bird at work wants a bit of me , everyones been trying there arse off as well

been snoggin / gropping in the store room + no one knows

DREAM ON

 

[Napper]

DREAM ON

If you say so , you obviously know from behind your pc don't you

 

[Knightsworld]

That 3 of the bitches in my class at secondary school all have kids

Only 3. The system must be getting better

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

going traveling in month

 

[REDLAND]

The parot scratch in The Avalanches - Frontier Psychiatrist

 

[Gritt23]

I'm in a giant spa, sat in the jacuzzi, steam billowing across from the sauna. I've put some foam bath into the jacuzzi so the bubbles are everywhere, so much so that combined with all the steam, I can barely make out the form of the others in the jacuzzi with me. How many? I count them, 1, 2, 3 ,4, 5 .... they are moving closer to me, I reach out and feel their naked bodies. The steam clears slightly and yes, it's Cheryl Tweedy, meaning that YES it Girls Aloud ... naked ... jacuzzi ... bubbles everyone .... naked ... baby oil ... all the time in the World ....

Marvellous Scenes.

 

[ditchy]

If you say so , you obviously know from behind your pc don't you

nope !!

 

[pasty]

What thought makes you smile

My silent unspoken revenge...

One of the main protagonists of the bullying I suffered at school is now my brother-in-law. He knows he made my life hell, and now he craps himself every time I see my sister. I'll never say anything because I don't want to upset my sister, but he will never know that.

 

[magoo]

Re: Re: O/T Thoughts that make you smile

My silent unspoken revenge...

One of the main protagonists of the bullying I suffered at school is now my brother-in-law. He knows he made my life hell, and now he craps himself every time I see my sister. I'll never say anything because I don't want to upset my sister, but he will never know that.

Sounds more like he's got one over on you actually. Not only did he bully you, but now he's banging your sister!

Oh and yes, that actually makes me smile

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Getting pilled off my nut at weekends


.......Nothing else.

 

[Hampden Park]

Re: Re: O/T Thoughts that make you smile

My silent unspoken revenge...

One of the main protagonists of the bullying I suffered at school is now my brother-in-law. He knows he made my life hell, and now he craps himself every time I see my sister. I'll never say anything because I don't want to upset my sister, but he will never know that.

take the back off his telly, curl one down and place it carefully onto the back of the tube, replace the cover and wait..........................................................................................
after a while he will wonder where the hell the smell is coming from and he will never locate it either................................. fuckin bully

 

[Easy 10]

My impending marriage in July (and the stag weekend in Amsterdam two weeks before)