O/T: Favourite chocolate bar

[bright1064]

It's Sunday, I'm bored so here goes...

My favourite is this beauty

What chocolate bar takes the fancy of your good selves?

 

[Trigger]

 

[NMH]

Walnut Whip runs a tight race with Chocolate Egg...... wait, Fruit and Nut is making a late run around the ouside, while Toblerone is drawing steadily closer to the pack........Bourneville has dropped away, while Flake has remained steady on the inside next to Praline and Dark Bounty .......but wait, Finger Of Fudge is looking good just in front of them and is gaining.........

 

[Beach Hut]

Twirls for me

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

For filling up

Boost
Snickers
Double Decker

For lighter fare

Fry's Chocolate Cream
Fry's Turkish Delight

 

[Twinkle Toes]

You're really pissing me off today NMH. You've just mentioned the deadly Dark Bounty & I'm gonna have to go all the way out to the offie to satisfy my craving. I bet you did that post with the sole intention of interupting my creative flow. Damn & Blast you sir!!

 

[Horsham Gull]

 

[footychick]

Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After Eight.
She was from Quality Street, he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she had a Wine Gum.
He asked her name, 'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said.
'I'm the one with the nuts,' he thought!
Then he touched her Milky Way.
They checked in to a hotel, and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic.

It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her Cream Egg.

He fondled her Flap Jacks then he showed her his Curly Wurly and Tic Tacs.

Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard via her Party Ring.

He was quite pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge.

It was a magic moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight.

When he pulled out, his king size Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie.

She wanted more, but he needed a Time Out, however, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetizing.

He did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet Dip and finished off by giving her a Gob Stopper!

Unfortunately, Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel.
Sadly he was soon to discover he had VD. It turned out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Basset who apparently had Allsorts!!!

 

[Djmiles]

 

[SeagullTim]

Snickers
Boost

 

[Gully]

Always been partial to one of these:

 

[Johnny Crumplin Football]

Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After Eight.
She was from Quality Street, he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she had a Wine Gum.
He asked her name, 'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said.
'I'm the one with the nuts,' he thought!
Then he touched her Milky Way.
They checked in to a hotel, and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic.

It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her Cream Egg.

He fondled her Flap Jacks then he showed her his Curly Wurly and Tic Tacs.

Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard via her Party Ring.

He was quite pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge.

It was a magic moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight.

When he pulled out, his king size Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie.

She wanted more, but he needed a Time Out, however, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetizing.

He did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet Dip and finished off by giving her a Gob Stopper!

Unfortunately, Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel.
Sadly he was soon to discover he had VD. It turned out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Basset who apparently had Allsorts!!!

You should start writing porny books. Brilliant!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

The mighty TOBLERONE!

 

[Mendoza]

By the best, but as discovered it in Austalia, there is only one shop in Brighton that sells it, and the import price is £1.50, but worth it everytime!!

 

[bright1064]

By the best, but as discovered it in Austalia, there is only one shop in Brighton that sells it, and the import price is £1.50, but worth it everytime!!

Where is it sold in Brighton mate?

 

[tedebear]

By the best, but as discovered it in Austalia, there is only one shop in Brighton that sells it, and the import price is £1.50, but worth it everytime!!

Ahhh - memories of my youth!

 

[Freddie Goodwin.]

Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After Eight.
She was from Quality Street, he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she had a Wine Gum.
He asked her name, 'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said.
'I'm the one with the nuts,' he thought!
Then he touched her Milky Way.
They checked in to a hotel, and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic.

It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her Cream Egg.

He fondled her Flap Jacks then he showed her his Curly Wurly and Tic Tacs.

Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard via her Party Ring.

He was quite pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge.

It was a magic moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight.

When he pulled out, his king size Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie.

She wanted more, but he needed a Time Out, however, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetizing.

He did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet Dip and finished off by giving her a Gob Stopper!

Unfortunately, Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel.
Sadly he was soon to discover he had VD. It turned out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Basset who apparently had Allsorts!!!

Footchick, that's the fuuniest thing I've read for a long time. Did yopu make it up?



Have you ever been faithfull to a Mars bar?

 

[Mendoza]

Where is it sold in Brighton mate?

ye good olde "Cyber Candy"

 

[Jake Manthorpe]

Galaxy

 

[crodonilson]