o/t Ann Summers Party

[bhaexpress]

Didn't know you were a builder JBL.

 

[BrightonBird]

That's foul JBL!

 

[jonnyboylennon]

That's foul JBL!

Can you smell it from there?

Bloody hell.

 

[tedebear]

I had to pick my girlfriend and two of her mates up from an Ann Summers party last week. They were all pissed and telling me things I really didn't need to know.

Ann Summers parties sort of make the men obsolete - or unable to compete

 

[Wozza]

That's foul JBL!

Jesus, if you think a guy having an erection is "foul" then you need to ask yourself if an Ann Summers party - and indeed sex - is really for you.

PS Go for the Jessica Rabbit.

 

[BrightonBird]

No I don't Wozza - he's just got a one track mind (hang on...that's all men!).

He he the rabbit! Heard about that one!

 

[Lush]

I guess if you like seaside postcard sex, than Ann Summers is for you.

However if you're a Scorpio like me, then it sounds like hell on earth

 

[chemical brother]

Yep, deffo hell on earth for us scorpios.

Lush, you fancy going out some...

No, never mind.

xx

 

[BrightonBird]

It was actually really good fun. Played some great games, got drunk and brought some nice things (underwear)!!!

 

[bhaexpress]

And ?? What else ??

 

[BrightonBird]

ha ha! won't tell! Nothing naughty! Am v drunk though!

 

[BrightonBird]

oh yes and we were all given names last night. Mine was Virgin Veronica!

 

[Robbo]

oh yes and we were all given names last night. Mine was Virgin Veronica!