NSCs Top 10 most irritating…

[Simster]

You have parties??

How fashionable, and I bet people give you polo shirts, Guy Laroche cologne and EVERYTHING


Believe it or not Dimster, 99.9% of my friends do not post on North Stand Chat.
Many of them are (gasp) foreign, are female, are not particularly interested in Brighton and Hove Albion really - and when they are, they don't bother posting on here either.

You must have a life other than what NSC represents for you, surely?
Okay, maybe not!

Classic NMH. Boring drawl which I can't be arsed to read properly. I'll be succinct:

You're a boring, old buffoon with no mates. Now SHIT OFF, you insignificant, mildly irritating steward.

 

[Easy 10]

Oooh, this could get quite good.

*draws up chair*

 

[The Large One]

Oooh, this could get quite good.

*draws up chair*

Shift over.

Pop a cold one?

 

[Kosh]

27,475 posts and you've finally made me smile slightly.

You utter utter legend.

Kosh

 

[tedebear]

Now THIS is why I took the day off work...

(Not to buy a car or anything sensible)

 

[The Large One]

Now THIS is why I took the day off work...

(Not to buy a car or anything sensible)

Let me guess. A Cortina, right?

 

[Icy Gull]

Oooh could this turn into a four way binfest??

 

[The Large One]

Oooh could this turn into a four way binfest??

Kosh & NMH v Easy 10 & Simster

I'm waiting...

 

[Icy Gull]

Kosh & NMH v Easy 10 & Simster

who's your money on?

 

[tedebear]

Let me guess. A Cortina, right?

No - we have enough of those - wait for it....


I've bought a MODERN car!! Positively luxurious!!

 

[The Large One]

who's your money on?

Hmm, the smelly ageing prog-rockers versus Kylie & Jason.

Toughie.

 

[tedebear]

who's your money on?

Easy and Simster would win hands down...



(except when it comes to 60's/70's prog rock)

 

[NMH]

Classic NMH. Boring drawl which I can't be arsed to read properly. I'll be succinct:

You're a boring, old buffoon with no mates. Now SHIT OFF, you insignificant, mildly irritating steward.

Spineless coward.

I win.

 

[Kosh]

Yeah, each others pants! he he he he titter...

I'm only 27! you bunch of fuckers!

 

[Simster]

Spineless coward.

Friendless.

*Champion*

 

[Easy 10]

Shift over.

Pop a cold one?

Can I be poncey and have a room temperature red wine ? I think this one could have some legs.

 

[tedebear]

Can I be poncey and have a room temperature red wine ? I think this one could have some legs.

I have champagne -care of Classic Ford - anyone?

 

[Mellotron]

Yeah, each others pants! he he he he titter...

I'm only 27! you bunch of fuckers!

There is no way you are only 27. Unless time travel is real.

 

[NMH]

Friendless.

*Champion*

I was stating fact. You know absolutely nothing about my friends status, and since coming on NSC and uptheting you in the safety of your little clique some 8 years or so ago - I have stated a lack of interest in wanting allies on here to make it all 'nice and cozy'.

Dry up and blow away, weakling.

 

[tedebear]

and uptheting you .

Have you a lisp?